tOfficial New England Patriots Arrests Thread

[HammerDown]

Should have just done this a long time ago.

Let’s get it started with Joejuan Williams’ felony arrest for drugs.

Post them as they happen. I’ll try to keep up, too.

“The Patriot Way”

 

[HammerDown]

Florida police have within the hour issued a no bond warrant for Antonio Brown’s arrest for burglary and battery.

“we’ll fix him”

 

[redseat]

 

[dbldwn711]

Haha. This didn’t take long.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Should have just done this a long time ago.

Let’s get it started with Joejuan Williams’ felony arrest for drugs.

Post them as they happen. I’ll try to keep up, too.

“The Patriot Way”

Let's throw his parents into the mix. Anybody who would name their son Joejuan should be locked up

 

[HammerDown]

I literally have an alert setup on twitter for "patriots arrested"

It might melt their servers.

 

[GNG]

Robert Kraft still mourning the loss of his wife...

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Robert Kraft still mourning the loss of his wife...

Obviously she's a gold digging loser.

 

[HammerDown]

Obviously she's a gold digging loser.

She's a high-priced hooker. I wonder if Kraft will give her the inheritance that he stole from Myra's son after her death?

 

[Oldschool739]

Should have just done this a long time ago.

Let’s get it started with Joejuan Williams’ felony arrest for drugs.

Post them as they happen. I’ll try to keep up, too.

“The Patriot Way”

Wait, I want to know what happened to Krafty the drunken pervert dwarf....Did he get a spot on Howard Stern after the Florida Ho House bust.....

 

[HammerDown]

Wait, I want to know what happened to Krafty the drunken pervert dwarf....Did he get a spot on Howard Stern after the Florida Ho House bust.....

You're suggesting that Robert Kraft join the Howard Stern show as the newest member of the Whack Pack?

 

[Southieinnc]

yawn......

 

[Dude]

Surely, there will be more. Hey some bad apples fall out of trees. There will be more.

 

[HammerDown]

Surely, there will be more. Hey some bad apples fall out of trees. There will be more.

...that's the safest bet in sports. As long as Robert Kraft keeps arrogantly saying he can "fix 'em with the Patriot Way" that team will continue to exploit instead of help these criminals and then when they're done with them, the boot!