tOfficial Nebraska Basketball Bullshit Thread

[Jack_John_Mark]

I just about started crying as well.

Fuckin' A

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Wow. Got me all choked up and shit. Can't wait for the season to get rolling.

I just about started crying as well.

Fuckin' A

Kent Pavelka's calls get me every time

 

[iruletheskool]

holy shit that was a great video

 

[sandhill_husker]

Got dust in my eye watching that. I really cannot remember being more excited about Husker sports more than I am right now.

The 90's were epic but I'm feeling energized by current events.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Natty in my bladder

 

[iruletheskool]

Natty in my bladder

i literally said this exact phrase to somebody not 15 minutes ago

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

i literally said this exact phrase to somebody not 15 minutes ago

LOL

It just came to my brain right now out of nowhere.

 

[sandhill_husker]

Does that mean we'll have so many natty's it's going to be as routine as taking a leak?

 

[iruletheskool]

LOL

It just came to my brain right now out of nowhere.

twinsies

 

[iruletheskool]

Does that mean we'll have so many natty's it's going to be as routine as taking a leak?

yes.

 

[sandhill_husker]

yes.

Excellent!

Wow. Got me all choked up and shit. Can't wait for the season to get rolling.

Does this mean you've been converted Tom? Or are you still on the fence?

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Excellent!



Does this mean you've been converted Tom? Or are you still on the fence?

When he sees how bad Creighton is gonna be this year, he'll make the jump

 

[Red_Alert]

Does this mean you've been converted Tom? Or are you still on the fence?

'I can cheer for both teams at the same time. Either way I win.' - Tomhusker

 

[Tomhusker]

'I can cheer for both teams at the same time. Either way I win.' - Tomhusker

Nothing as powerful as one genius quoting another.

No fence sitting here. I am a big man who can stand with one foot planted firmly on each side of the fence.

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Nothing as powerful as one genius quoting another.

No fence sitting here. I am a big man who can stand with one foot planted firmly on each side of the fence.

That sounds like it could be an uncomfortable situation in the crotch region...

 

[Red_Alert]

Nothing as powerful as one genius quoting another.

No fence sitting here. I am a big man who can stand with one foot planted firmly on each side of the fence.

I'm tall enough, but my balls hang too low. It gives me the chafe.

 

[Red_Alert]

That sounds like it could be an uncomfortable situation in the crotch region...

You beat me too it.

 

[Tomhusker]

I'm tall enough, but my balls hang too low. It gives me the chafe.

I have heard about how the balls get all wrinkly, grey haired and sag to your knees as you get older. I am not looking forward to that time in my life.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I was promised unlimited hookers and cocaine when I got older.

I ended up getting that in the past few years, so what am I to make of this?

 

[Red_Alert]

I have heard about how the balls get all wrinkly, grey haired and sag to your knees as you get older. I am not looking forward to that time in my life.

Other than having to hold them outta the terlit water, it's not such a big deal.