tOfficial Nebraska Basketball Bullshit Thread

[Red_Alert]

That guy could sell sand to a Saudi.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

If he walked up to me with a jar of Ebola I'd buy it

 

[Red_Alert]

He could sell plastic surgery to Joan Rivers.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I was reading an article the other day by some ESPN dude, and I can't remember who it was.......but he said he thinks Nebraska might be one of the last undefeated teams in the country before they finally lose a game.

He thought our first loss would be in Conference play. That would really be somethin. We'd be ranked easily top 10 if we accomplished that.

 

[sandhill_husker]

I loved the jab at Pitino. He comes off as a fucking ass. I didn't watch all the coaches, but I can for sure say Pitino is a Richard.

Miles is a fucking surgeon.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Patino looks like a cracked out weasel

 

[HuskerPower52]

No votes for Creighton.

It's our turn, mother fuckers!

Fuck yeah run them fuckers outta town

 

[sandhill_husker]

Wouldn't trade Tim Miles for any other coach in the country.

 

[Skerpokes]

I can't fucking wait for basketball season!

He could sell a rusty cock ring to a bull dyke

 

[Skerpokes]

Best case scenario: Nebraska is a Final 4 team in 2015-2016 season.

I just jizzed all over myself

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/the-dagger-s-preseason-top-25-with-best-case-and-worst-case-scenarios-172911761.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Apparently we won a "secret scrimmage" vs. K-State?

Huskers win "secret" scrimmage : Latest Husker News

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Best case scenario: Nebraska is a Final 4 team in 2015-2016 season.

I just jizzed all over myself

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/the-dagger-s-preseason-top-25-with-best-case-and-worst-case-scenarios-172911761.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

And this is amazing.

 

[Tomhusker]

Best case scenario: Nebraska is a Final 4 team in 2015-2016 season.

I just jizzed all over myself

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/the-dagger-s-preseason-top-25-with-best-case-and-worst-case-scenarios-172911761.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

The entire state would go friggin nuts if that happens.

 

[iruletheskool]

Even Cretin fan?

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Even Cretin fan?

They will be crying rivers of tears. Sweet, sweet rivers of tears.

 

[Tomhusker]

The band wagoneers would.

 

[Tomhusker]

Not sure if but loved this piece on Miles:

Miles ahead: Coach making basketball matter in Nebraska | FOX Sports

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Best case scenario: Nebraska is a Final 4 team in 2015-2016 season.

I just jizzed all over myself

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/the-dagger-s-preseason-top-25-with-best-case-and-worst-case-scenarios-172911761.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

Final 4 for NEXT season?

What the hell is that guy smokin on? We're going to the Final 4 this season boys!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Best case scenario: Huskerz fer Champz in a blowout.

Worst case scenario: Huskerz fer Champz in a close one.

 

[Wamu]

I know a few Colorado State fans that were bummed out when Miles left.