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tOfficial "Jameis Winston" Superthread

Will Winston Finish the Season For FSU?


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WizardHawk

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When he returns to baseball this should be played whenever he goes on the field.
 
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RobToxin

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BREAKING NEWS: An eyewitness has come forward in the Crabgate Affair:

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Supposedly he paid for the crawfish and other items he picked up for dinner. Forgot to pay for the $32.72 worth of crab legs. Not sure how in the hell you do that. The Sheriff's office said that he has 7 days to fulfill his obligations under the citation rules. If not then it will be forwarded to the State Attorney's office for prosecution.

Little side note with this new rule in FL(Citation) the store has to agree with it. Publix agreed to the restitution, community service, and fine.

Mike Martin suspended him from baseball until all of his obligations are met. Jimbo only stated he would also ensure that Winston meets those obligations. Here is an idea. Have the boy followed at all times in public by someone to remind him of shit he is not supposed to be doing.

said he remembered not paying for those 3 pounds of prickly frozen crab legs when he got home - three hours later when the police arrived...but, sadly, before the butter was drawn.
 

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Of course the other story is he asked someone the managers name and told clerk that the manager (named him) said he could take whatever he wanted.

The kid is a slimeball
 

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Holy SHIT! Jameis Winston was on American Idol before FSU

:shocked:

If you don't believe me go to 1:10 if you can't deal with first part....

 
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:shocked:

If you don't believe me go to 1:10 if you can't deal with first part....


Unfortunately like Jameis that motherfucker in the video is from Alabama too. :L
 
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Local radio show played his song. Sounds just like hall n oats Shes a Maneater, except the chorus is Hes a Crab eater. Good shit.

Gotta link if I ever find it.
 

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He also tried to make it as a raper, whoops I mean rapper, under the alias of "Eli". Obviously helped him with his award speech delivery.

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I don't care how many games FSU wins , he is a loser. I'll never root for him in any fashion. I don't believe a word he says.
 
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