tOfficial "Jameis Winston" Superthread

[The Crimson King]

“I sed are we......, I sed are we be eaten dem crabs?.........dey sed If you be eaten dem crabs we be eaten dem crabs den”.

 

[SwampHumpy]

den I sed we be eaten crabs den.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

53m NFL scout says Jameis Winston’s NFL draft stock is rapidly sinking http://wp.me/p1KuXD-9GR

Truth is that he could do this yet again in the offseason, win another title and or Heisman and his draft stock would be in the top 5 picks easily. His off field troubles are things that NFL clubs know are a possibility and they retain high priced law firms to deal with just such instances. The bottom line is what they look at and the boy can play on the field...and thats the bottom line for them.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Truth is that he could do this yet again in the offseason, win another title and or Heisman and his draft stock would be in the top 5 picks easily. His off field troubles are things that NFL clubs know are a possibility and they retain high priced law firms to deal with just such instances. The bottom line is what they look at and the boy can play on the field...and thats the bottom line for them.

not always.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

^ The 2 Oregon QB boyz statistically are better than FSUs QB.

The M&M boyz...Mannion-n-Mariotta...

 

[Inquisitor95]

Lock him up in a dungeness and throw away the key.

 

[RoboticDreams]

now saying it wasn't an arrest, just a citation.

How strange.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Tallahassee police say they are eager to collect all the evidence and crack this case.

 

[Olyduck]

1. Free Seafood University

2. What shellfish behavior!

3. Punishment: crab walk the whole field.

4. Wow, this story really has legs!

5. Since when is it news for an FSU athlete to be found with crabs in his pants?

6. Will this give FSU's opponents a leg up?

7. Remain calm. Don't let the situation boil over.

8. Going to be hard for the Seminoles to claw their way to another title.

9. What a crabby thing to do!

10. Maybe Jameis has too much on his plate.

11. What a bottom feeder.

12. The sports media is just trawling for stories.

13. Jameis will just be a shell of his former self after this.

14. If Jameis needs crabs that badly, he could have just raped another girl.

15. Jameis just misinterpreted the new NCAA rule on unlimited food.

16. Jameis doesn't trust the process when it comes to buying his groceries.

17. All your crabs are belong to Jameis.

18. In 12 months, Tallahassee police will release a report saying the crab legs consented to be stolen.

19-21: See attached images below:

18 for the win

 

[SwampHumpy]

I know it’s early in the investigation, but there are no indications that he raped anyone this time right?

Chin-up FSU fans, looks like he just raped Publix this time......

 

[SwampHumpy]

Chin-up FSU fans, looks like he only raped Publix this time.

 

[RoboticDreams]

Huh?

 

[lilchi721]

Everytime I think of Florida St. I think of Tim Wilson's Good Kids video

 

[lilchi721]

Stay Crabby Jameis

 

[Pariah]

I don't think this is what the NCAA had in mind with unlimited meals.

 

[seahawksfan234]

What happened to the same FSU fans who adamantly defended Winston saying that he was an intelligent, god fearing, high integrity young man?

Is it still politically incorrect to say that he is a complete imbecile?

 

[FSUmanager]

^ The 2 Oregon QB boyz statistically are better than FSUs QB.

The M&M boyz...Mannion-n-Mariotta...

LMAO. THank you for the laugh. Winston had a better %, YPC, TDs, and Passer Rating. He had more yards than Mariota, but less than Mannion. SO please explain this one.

 

[FSUmanager]

Everytime I think of Florida St. I think of Tim Wilson's Good Kids video

Tim Wilson:Good Kids - YouTube

RIP Tim Wilson. Love this bit too.

 

[FSUmanager]

What happened to the same FSU fans who adamantly defended Winston saying that he was an intelligent, god fearing, high integrity young man?

Is it still politically incorrect to say that he is a complete imbecile?

Not sure who in the hell said the bold. Intelligence is not the same as "common sense". Have met many intelligent people over the years that were dumb as a box of shit at the same time. Winston is moving in that direction. Unfortunately for him he is becoming Chris Rix.

 

[SwampHumpy]

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