tOfficial "Jameis Winston" Superthread

[Bandwagonbo2]

says who?

But I seem to remember hearing that in one of my induced states in the past.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Cot Damn!! Was Jimbo ever an assistant under Spurrier?

 

[RobToxin]

 

[BigRedMoe]

 

[WhiteMamba]

x2 ^^^^

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Neither is being stoned or drunk all the time

Bo...I am not guilty of either. I get high on life my friend. Moderation is always the key to any stimulant of any kind.

BTW...

When you coming out west to inspect servers or sumptin so we can pour back a few cool ones?

 

[WhiteMamba]

Wallace, Do you know what Pacific City needs?

A freaking power wash car washing station.

Can you imagine? Some lil sun bunnies in daisy dukes and bikinis breaking dollars for quarters and selling drinks..... Gold mine.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Oh I would never take a man's pots.

Just borrowed a few crabs to repay at a later date after the bounty was on shore. He went to the Sporty, I was ready to leave. Ya know how it goes.

I bet you doned your scuba gear and "borrowed" a few crabs from his pots while he was taking a afternooner seista up top in the boaty...eh?

 

[WhiteMamba]

I bet you doned your scuba gear and "borrowed" a few crabs from his pots while he was taking a afternooner seista up top in the boaty...eh?

the only way you would catch me in the Pacific outside a Dory boat is if I were dead.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Wallace, Do you know what Pacific City needs?

A freaking power wash car washing station.

Can you imagine? Some lil sun bunnies in daisy dukes and bikinis breaking dollars for quarters and selling drinks..... Gold mine.

Like your thinking Mamba, but PC is a seasonal area and not much is going on til 3 months of the summer. Perhaps in Lincoln City or Tillamook.

What ya outght to be thinking about are "Food Carts" close to the Cape parking lot in the late Spring thru early Fall time. Money making right there..Fresh fish tacos, smoked meat sammies and ice cream from Tillamook would be a few ideas.

I have a ton of biz ideas to good to share here bro.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

the only way you would catch me in the Pacific outside a Dory boat is if I were dead.

Not sure IF they make a wetsuit big enough for you, perhaps IF they sewed two together...

 

[WhiteMamba]

Like your thinking Mamba, but PC is a seasnonal area and not much is going on til 3 months of the summer. Perhaps in Lincoln City or Tillamook.

What ya outght to be thinking about are "Food Carts" close to the Cape parking lot in the late Spring thru early Fall time. Money making right there..Fresh fish tacos, smoked meat sammies and ice cream from Tillamook would be a few ideas.

I have a ton of biz ideas to good to share here bro.

That is just it. There are tons of fisherman and locals who go on the beach all year round. No wash station can be found in PC.

Car wash..... wash the sand off the dorys and trucks.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Not sure IF they make a wetsuit big enough for you, perhaps IF they sewed two together...

Ya, they barely make chest waders big enough for me.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

That is just it. There are tons of fisherman and locals who go on the beach all year round. No wash station can be found in PC.

Car wash..... wash the sand off the dorys and trucks.

Of course everything would have to be constructed out of stainless steel, rust you know. I'm warming up to your idea...They are cheap bastards down there.

What about a "coating protection service" for rust control?

 

[gordontrue]

What a shellfish thing to do...

 

[FSUmanager]

2m So Jameis Winston got more punishment for stealing crab legs -- suspended from baseball team -- than for alleged r*pe? Is this real life?

Figured Mike Martin would suspend him. Mike also suspended Buster Posey when he was at FSU.

Now will wait to see what Jimbo does. Hard to suspend 4 months after the fact, but hope he does something to straighten this out.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

bump...this says it all...

 

[BusSport]

Your Best Jameis Winston Crab Jokes?

1. Free Seafood University

2. What shellfish behavior!

3. Punishment: crab walk the whole field.

4. Wow, this story really has legs!

5. Since when is it news for an FSU athlete to be found with crabs in his pants?

6. Will this give FSU's opponents a leg up?

7. Remain calm. Don't let the situation boil over.

8. Going to be hard for the Seminoles to claw their way to another title.

9. What a crabby thing to do!

10. Maybe Jameis has too much on his plate.

11. What a bottom feeder.

12. The sports media is just trawling for stories.

13. Jameis will just be a shell of his former self after this.

14. If Jameis needs crabs that badly, he could have just raped another girl.

15. Jameis just misinterpreted the new NCAA rule on unlimited food.

16. Jameis doesn't trust the process when it comes to buying his groceries.

17. All your crabs are belong to Jameis.

18. In 12 months, Tallahassee police will release a report saying the crab legs consented to be stolen.

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[BusSport]

"Finally, what we worked so hard for...!"

 

[BusSport]

What Jameis is becoming for his team: