tOfficial "Jameis Winston" Superthread

[WhiteMamba]

I will admit to be no better than Winston. I have stole crab legs. Not from a grocery store. But I did take some that were not mine without my fishing buddy's permission.

 

[TDs3nOut]

In his defense, crab legs are awesome.

Exactly! Who could resist stealing crab legs!

 

[FSUmanager]

Oh well then that's totally different no big deal everyone should shoplift at grocery stores....and not be charged.

Nowhere did I post what you did. Just correcting the story of restaurant versus where it actually happened. But thanks for playing.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I will admit to be no better than Winston. I have stole crab legs. Not from a grocery store. But I did take some that were not mine without my fishing buddy's permission.

Turn in your Mod card we aren't like the Tallahassee police around here we take criminal activity seriously...unless the crab legs aren't pressing charges then you are ok to carry on.

 

[WhiteMamba]

4m[/ame] Oh, God, the Leon County Sheriff's office has scheduled a press conference at 2 est to talk about the Winston crab leg arrest. Must. Watch.

 

[ugafan6612]

lol one of the comments "Crabgate"

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[RobToxin]

Tallahassee police are dropping the case, claiming the crabs refused to press charges. However, an attorney claiming to represent the crabs stated emphatically that the crabs did not refuse to press charges and is accusing the TPD of a coverup!

 

[Goldbug]

He's only a sophomore but he's already (1) a possible rapist and (2) an acknowledged thief. But no biggie in Tallahassee until he hoses down a McDonald's with an AK-47. The SOB is lucky he isn't playing for a bunch of head coaches I can list who would run his ass off the next time he so much as farts in public.

 

[FSUmanager]

Tallahassee police are dropping the case, claiming the crabs refused to press charges. However, an attorney claiming to represent the crabs stated emphatically that the crabs did not refuse to press charges and is accusing the TPD of a coverup!

This is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[sooner78wakeboard]

I really think the only fair thing to do is something from the Les Miles book....to have a team meeting and let the team decide if Winston should face some kind of consequence.

 

[FSUmanager]

He's only a sophomore but he's already (1) a possible rapist and (2) an acknowledged thief. But no biggie in Tallahassee until he hoses down a McDonald's with an AK-47. The SOB is lucky he isn't playing for a bunch of head coaches I can list who would run his ass off the next time he so much as farts in public.

Jimbo has not even been questioned about it. So how do you know what is going to be done by him?

Jimbo and Mike Martin should suspend him in some way OR make it known he is gone with 1 more problem. He dismissed an All-American for 2 misdemeanor weed arrests. Need to do whatever it takes to beat some sense into Winston.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

In B4 Authority turns this citation into a capital punishment offense

 

[WhiteMamba]

2m[/ame] So Jameis Winston got more punishment for stealing crab legs -- suspended from baseball team -- than for alleged r*pe? Is this real life?

 

[GreenNickle]

Was the LSU D-Lineman waiting for him outside on the get away bike?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

I will admit to be no better than Winston. I have stole crab legs. Not from a grocery store. But I did take some that were not mine without my fishing buddy's permission.

Robbing crab pots in a coastal bay is no way to go thru life...

 

[WhiteMamba]

Robbing crab pots in a coastal bay is no way to go thru life...

Oh I would never take a man's pots.

Just borrowed a few crabs to repay at a later date after the bounty was on shore. He went to the Sporty, I was ready to leave. Ya know how it goes.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Robbing crab pots in a coastal bay is no way to go thru life...

Neither is being stoned or drunk all the time

 

[WhiteMamba]

Neither is being stoned or drunk all the time

says who?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Robbing crab pots in a coastal bay is no way to go thru life...

guilty ...