tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[Jack_John_Mark]

Jest don't let the ladies down at the lodge see you havin' a yard sale out on the bunny hill.

That has been me before......several times

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Usually me skis and poles are laying about 50 yards away from each other though

 

[Brasky]

Nothin like a face full of fresh powder in the meern to wake you up. Gasping for fuckin air after. Havin it get ALLL UP INSIDE YOUR FUCKIN JACKET. Especially when it makes it down yer buttcrack. That's always the best.

 

[popeyecv64]

nite thar ya Mighty Husker Dudes and what nots


pops is ououpout

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I went skiing 2 months ago on this very day, and we went through an area where they just made fresh snow. The front of my ski dug right into it and I head slammed into the snow going full speed. I was out for the count for about 5 seconds or so. Had a slight concussion the next 2 days.

Second concussion in the past 4 dadburned months

 

[Driaz]

Wow guise......ye ain't helping me confidence any.....

I thought snow boarding was supposed to be easier???

 

[Driaz]

And no, I don't have any skateboarding or wakeboarding experience.....

.....I'm fucked......oh well, hope the nurses at the hospital be hot en sech.....

 

[Brasky]

Wow guise......ye ain't helping me confidence any.....

I thought snow boarding was supposed to be easier???

haha it aint that bad man. I will tell you snowboarding is definitely not easier. If you have an instructor you'll be fine.

I believe in ye Driaz!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Snowboarding is way harder. In fact, the first time I went the guy inside the shop talked me out of snowboarding.........he basically told me I'd be on my ass the entire time.

 

[Brasky]

I fuggin shred. This be a fact. Any type of board.

 

[Driaz]

Dammit, now I wish I would of picked skiing.....

There are lessons in the morning.....oh well, if I suck too bad, I'll just go drink instead.....

 

[Driaz]

Only my brother-in-law is skiing.....my sister isn't doing either, and all my nieces and a couple of their friends are snowboarding......


....who needs a tail bone for anything anyways.......

 

[Brasky]

Relax Driaz you'll be fine. You're on VACATION.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

If anything Driaz, just lower yourn expectations. It would have really sucked had nobody told you how hard snowboarding is and then you go and just have a shitty day. At least now if you have a hard time, you'll know why en sech.

 

[Brasky]

lucky bastard.

 

[Brasky]

Well I'm gonna go to bed. I kind of want to move that thread JJM made some place obscure and see if irule really does come back here and do that.

 

[Driaz]

Relax Driaz you'll be fine. You're on VACATION.

That's true.....4 day weekend away from the rat race regardless of how well the snowboarding goes or doesn't is nice....

 

[Driaz]

Well I'm gonna go to bed. I kind of want to move that thread JJM made some place obscure and see if irule really does come back here and do that.

LOL....you really think he won't en sech?


night Brasky....

 

[Driaz]

If anything Driaz, just lower yourn expectations. It would have really sucked had nobody told you how hard snowboarding is and then you go and just have a shitty day. At least now if you have a hard time, you'll know why en sech.

Thanks......(seriously)

Yeah, I was already expecting to spend 75% of the day on my ass....I'll just move that expectation a little bit higher is all.....

 

[Brasky]

LOL....you really think he won't en sech?


night Brasky....

Night sir. Have fun.

irule, I know you have had fun from your drunken "hot fucking ass grabbing" and bangin' strange.