tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[ugafan6612]

ZOMG WALKING DEAD!!!!

 

[HawkeyeHater]

What the fuck to people do when they don't drink???


I've been bored off my ass for about a week now.....

 

[chucksker]

...be productive members of society???

 

[sandhill_husker]

Great day for sports. Watched the Lin show and watched Thor's daughter (guess she's from Iceland) kick butt in cross training championships.

And cold beer with olives.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

It be a bitch to get mud off cars though....... I bout got stuck in a chrysler lhs in-between staplehurst and seward one night..... damn car was either gonna blow or get me to the top of that there hill......


Couldn't go above 45 till I got all that mud out the wheels, had to take all 4 wheels off at the car wash to get them clean enough....

Been there before.......

Me and my roommate decided to go looking for some good ditchweed L...we wes bored) and I turned a corner and headed down a dirt road........well, I thought it was dirt.......but it was actually about 6 inches of mud.

The intersection was at the top of a hill, and we were about 150 yards down this hill when I finally decided the road was only going to get worse. We couldn't turn the car around because I was afraid we'd get high centered. So I put it in reverse and just did the old fashioned turn the wheels back n forth trick and inched our way all the way back up to the top of the hill.....in reverse. Wish I coulda got a video of that shit and put it on youtube.

Me roommate almost wes crying. He thought we were fucked. We spent about 2 hours at the car wash that night.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

And yea I was driving my roommate's car, because all my friends trust me to drive over themselves fer some reason

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Got some mud on me truck today........


Really wish I had a good place close to town here... The only place I know of is a trail, and some of the spots are only about 3 inches wider than my truck- me truck to pretty to hit a tree en sech

 

[HawkeyeHater]

And yea I was driving my roommate's car, because all my friends trust me to drive over themselves fer some reason

Me friends be the sameway sir.......


It's cuz you can drive sir....

 

[iruletheskool]

i fucking hate riding with any of me friends..

i'd rather jest drive everyone everywhere.. cot dam where these bitches learn ta drive, i have no idear..

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Me friends be the sameway sir.......


It's cuz you can drive sir....

My dad be the best driver I've ever known personally.........and riding with him all those times when I was younger taught me everything I know today.

My dad is the only person I can ride with and take a nap in the car. I can't sleep in the car if any of my friends are driving, or if any girls whatsoever are driving.........I'm too nervous.

Case in point.......few years ago I was riding with one of my best friends from high school who just happens to be a girl. She pulls out from this driveway and there is a semi coming, loaded, full speed ahead about 100 feet away.

She stops the car and says "WHAT DO I DO?!".........

I didn't have time to tell her what to do so I fucking reach over with my left hand and punch the gas and yelled "STEER BITCH"

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Of course, that is an example of a girl who just doesn't have any common sense. Even if she knew how to drive, that had nothing to do with her stopping the fuckin car in the middle of the road. She is just dumb.

 

[Driaz]

What the fuck to people do when they don't drink???


I've been bored off my ass for about a week now.....

You could probably try and get some shit done that you've been meaning to do forever, but too busy drinking to actually do them.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I can't wait until I can afford a pickup......cot damn that's gonna be nice

 

[huskers1217]

hello...

 

[huskers1217]

i need a pickup too..

rule#1..if you buy a house..u must have a pickup.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

evening, sirs

 

[huskers1217]

fuck jeremy lin..fucking chink...

damn..im pissed Dallas lost today.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Hello sir.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

1217 works for ESPN?

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

Hello sir.....

why hello thar, sir