tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[iruletheskool]

LOL jjm, i know what a minimum maintenance road is

Theys where i kill birds en sech without gettin caught

 

[gobigred]

I don't drive on roads where other people are driving.............I go to gravel roads and drive about 30 mph...........it's called road tripping. It's a very popular thing ta do in thee state of Nebraska

I remember doing that when I was in college.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Meh.....

Got really drunk on Friday night and drove the car into a ditch. So while we were in the ditch we decided ta have sex.

Umm you were with a gurl I hope.

 

[HawkeyeHater]

lol 2 irule living in a city and not knowing about minimum maintenance roads....

But no, I didn't get stuck. Even though I wes driving a front wheel drive car that sits about 5 inches off the ground..........and the road wes muddy as fuck.

I know how ta drive no matter what vehicle you put me in cot dammit.

It be a bitch to get mud off cars though....... I bout got stuck in a chrysler lhs in-between staplehurst and seward one night..... damn car was either gonna blow or get me to the top of that there hill......


Couldn't go above 45 till I got all that mud out the wheels, had to take all 4 wheels off at the car wash to get them clean enough....

 

[HawkeyeHater]

irule sounded like HH used to...

Friday night I only had a couple drinks, but I also took a couple xanax like a dummy....

Saturday night I got wasted cuz it was the bar owners birthday- took a taxi....


Today- I had two drinks, then sat there and drank coke for about three hours...


Jest can't stay out of that damn bar- but I haven't been drinking as much..

 

[huskers1217]

Friday night I only had a couple drinks, but I also took a couple xanax like a dummy....

Saturday night I got wasted cuz it was the bar owners birthday- took a taxi....


Today- I had two drinks, then sat there and drank coke for about three hours...


Jest can't stay out of that damn bar- but I haven't been drinking as much..

that is why i said used to..i think you have cleaned up some sir

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

evening, sirs

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Gotta admit.......

I've been pretty fucking bored......

 

[huskers1217]

evening...

im so fucking tired..........

 

[gobigred]

evening, sirs

Good evening BSF

 

[huskers1217]

 

[chucksker]

 

[huskers1217]

hey..mr chuck.

 

[huskers1217]

u back in the state with all these good christian bitches?

 

[huskers1217]

alright..headed to the jim now.

 

[chucksker]

yup, back in the good ole U S of Texas

 

[gobigred]

Only steers and queers come from Texas Chuck, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"

 

[huskers1217]

LOL @ Texas

 

[Driaz]

LOL @ Texas

Everyday, and twice on Sundays.....oh what a break, look what today is.....

 

[ugafan6612]

I DONT WUNT NO SCRUBS!!!