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I'm not judging but HNIC's Chris Johnston looks like he is transitioning from one sex to the other and I'm not sure which.
 

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I'm not judging but HNIC's Chris Johnston looks like he is transitioning from one sex to the other and I'm not sure which.

I was thinking he looked like pierre lebrun lite (literally and figuratively)

Or alternatively, pierre lebrun and sam cosentinos love child
 

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I love how often David Amber mentions opening night and the Oilers, that game feels like it was two months ago. Wait a minute...
 

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Brad Marchand with a predatory head shot on Tavares, he gets 5 mins

All of HNIC panel call it cheap.

Nick Kypreos. "I see nothing wrong with it, as he wasn't hurt so it's fine"

fuck what a thick fuck
 

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Cherry inhaled a cherry pit tonight

"You people

Possession of the puck

Ridiculous"

Dump and chase hockey all the way baby !!! :L
 

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During the 2nd period headlines segment tonight, Elliotte stated that the Flames and Jagr are working on an exit strategy. Doesn't sound like he's looking to play at the Olympics, more that the Flames are looking to see if another team is interested in #68.
 

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Be happy, apparently you're getting Marner in return if the Leafs want to win the cup with Gudbrandson.

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I've heard Ron McLean twice tonight now say "I wish I had a lock of that blonde hair" about the Humboldt kids (they all dyed their hair blonde for the playoffs).

It's weird. He's weird.
 

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I've heard Ron McLean twice tonight now say "I wish I had a lock of that blonde hair" about the Humboldt kids (they all dyed their hair blonde for the playoffs).

It's weird. He's weird.

Okay, so I didn't hear that wrong. I wasn't really paying attention and pretty well did a Scooby Doo style "RRRRH?"
 

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Okay, so I didn't hear that wrong. I wasn't really paying attention and pretty well did a Scooby Doo style "RRRRH?"
Nope, definitely heard it right. He said it to, IIRC, Colby Armstrong in an interview during the 6:30 Hockey Tonight too.
 

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I've heard Ron McLean twice tonight now say "I wish I had a lock of that blonde hair" about the Humboldt kids (they all dyed their hair blonde for the playoffs).

It's weird. He's weird.

The weirdest part was when he said he wanted to hold it and smell it.
 

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Marc Savard to Steve Simmons "fuck you, douche"


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