I want two eggs, over easy and unfertilized
wheat toast, dry, and please...
...tell me you've got ketch.
I just freaked out my kids. I told them it was lunch time and said "I'm going to throw the dogs on the grill." My kids started screaming, "Noooooooooo Daddy, don't do it! Please Daddy!"
I had to show them the hotdog pack and reassure them that that's what I was cooking.
wheat toast? Ketchup? Tell me you don't put that on your eggs.
Christ, I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee, and am still in my underpants??
Ambitious little bastard