Shanemansj13
Finger Poppin Dat Pussy
Salad and yogurt for lunch damn diet
Sounds like you got an appetite. You at least got dressing on that salad?
Salad and yogurt for lunch damn diet
You went to my house? I feel like a boundary has been crossed here...Went to Moe's for brunch, it's their $6 Monday special - any burrito, chips, salsa and a medium drink. Love the joey bag of donuts burrito.
You went to my house? I feel like a boundary has been crossed here...
Oh hell, you shouldn't have even bothered. Thats what the dog is for. Just stay out of my booze.... at least until I get there.Aw, man.. I wouldn't have gone by your place to eat either if I didn't think you were okay with it. And, um.. I had a burrito while sitting on the couch and spilled some by accident. Hope you don't mind. I think I got it all cleaned up though.
Oh hell, you shouldn't have even bothered. Thats what the dog is for. Just stay out of my booze.... at least until I get there.
Oh shit! Call the cops, I didn't have a table lamp!
Too late...
Oh, and the table lamp? Some of us were throwing a football around in the house after we ate. Don't worry though, we superglued it together. Good as new.
Oh shit! Call the cops, I didn't have a table lamp!
You went to my house? I feel like a boundary has been crossed here...
omg that sounds wonderful
Yup, definitely the wrong place.... we don't have a front door.Yikes, I hope I'm at the right place. Hope it's not one of your neighbors by accident. I scrawled "Moe's" all over the front door. (I think it was the drink that made me do that.)
Yup, definitely the wrong place.... we don't have a front door.
Nah, those are just my In-Laws, they're from Kansas...... bastards.I think you're right. I looked outside and I can see a place with no door. Some guys are moving tvs out of there.. are you redecorating or something? They seem in pretty good spirits from what I can tell. High-fiving and everything.