Don't know how to tell you noobs that they don't turn psycho until they own you. That's either after you have children, or after about 7 years when there is marital property that they can take from you.
Nobody ever begins marriage planning on getting divorced. Of course everybody is happy for you (until she starts complaining about you to her mom/sister/friends/whoever). My ex is a catholic. The hypocrite kind.
Of course she rarely ever went to church (unless it was a baptism for the kids), but when it came time for court she was the most religious person you could find. Cretin judge, Cretin lawyer, and a fake catholic.