tOfficial all things Johnny Manziel related thread

[trojanfan12]

I think he also needs to think about his team as well!! His teammates are going to be dealing with the fallout from this!! They get to spend the upcoming season being asked about Longhorn Henna tattoos, partying at Texas, tweets about hating College Station, etc., etc.

He needs to understand that he does not exist in a vacuum and his teammates have to deal with stuff as well!!

 

[andyham7]

4 pages of posts and no one has yet to point out what the kid did that is getting all the OU/TX/Bama fans' panties in a twist.

He didn't hit his girlfriend, hold up a store, get caught with a gun in his car, get caught smoking weed, steal a laptop, DUI/BUI (that's boating under the influence - UGa's boneheaded place kicker got nailed on that one), hit a bouncer, beat anyone up in a bar, get comp tats, been paid by an agent, didn't get delivered to A&M by a runner, and I could go on and on. He apparently, was asked to leave a frat party, something that happens a bajillion times a year.

I want to give all you whiners the benefit of the doubt, but it just appears to be a reaction to the fact that A&M is more relevant than UT (however short lived that may be), beat Bama (who cares, you won the Natty), crushed the every living shit out of OU (I get your hate), or it's envy because his parents are rich as shit so that along with his fame he gets to do a bunch of fun crap with the rich and famous.

So, I'll ask again ... list please, of all the terrible shit you think he has done. Make the list or STFU envious whiners.

PREACH IT, LAWDOG!: :

 

[Jonny Valtimore]

He very likely was asked to leave since he is not 21 and there was alcohol at the party. Firsts can get put on probation very easily for stuff like that. Then, bros at the party heard "Jonny Football is getting kicked out" and reacted fully in their bro hard way.

 

[andyham7]

It's just so sweet seeing all the SEC teams defending the newbie SEC team. If A&M were still in the Big XII, you guys wouldn't be defending Manziel; you'd be the first ones to complain that he shouldn't have received the Heisman.

I'm an LSU fan, we beat A&M last year and have a deciding edge in our series record with them. I feel he didnt deserve the Trophy last year as a LOT of SEC fans I know! It wouldnt matter what League he plays in!
Good player for sure, but a few advantages last year that he will have to prove he can have an equal season without! I really dont think he can, but if he does, I will be the first to say " I WAS WRONG"

 

[andyham7]

Its just poor judgement and on his part. He is free to go and do what he wants, as long as it is legal, but right now he should be laying low and instead he is getting his picture plastured all over the internet.

He is either incredibly stupid or addicted to the lime light and needs to constantly stir up crap either way he is almost becoming the Kanya West of CFB.

...and being an SEC West opponent and long time hater of the Hitler Youth, I say " KEEP IT COMING, BRAH" !

 

[Inquisitor95]

So what did Johnny Dangerously do last night?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

1/10

 

[hatcher3333]

he beat up Danny Vermon

 

[Red_Alert]

I detailed the inside of my pick-up. Went thru a whole damn roll of paper towels.

 

[Inquisitor95]

My sources say he was spotted at a monastery doing chants while being fitted for a chastity belt.

 

[BTHOtu]

Waco, TX – Texas A&M Star Johnny Manziel was driving through Waco today when he stopped at a Valero Gas Station to use the restroom. Eyewitness reports are that Manziel used the handicap stall to relieve himself. According to Brian Talbot, a 2003 cum-lade graduate of the Baylor Business school, who cleans the restroom: “Yeah, Johnny used the handicap stall to take a dump, there weren’t any handicap people waiting, but what if there were?” Talbot also added: “and he used up way too much toilet paper!” Early reports are unclear whether Manziel flushed or not.

Manziel made big news Saturday night when he was physically removed from a frat party in Austin. Sources say that he was in Austin evaluating the local party scene, testing out various fake ID's and considering a transfer because he hates College Station so much. We have footage of David Ash throwing a beer can at Manziel as he was escorted out of the party.

sources: Good Bull Hunting and Texags

 

[Inquisitor95]

He was seen dining at a local restaurant.

He only left a 10% tip.

Scandalous!

 

[TexasExes98]

Waco, TX – Texas A&M Star Johnny Manziel was driving through Waco today when he stopped at a Valero Gas Station to use the restroom. Eyewitness reports are that Manziel used the handicap stall to relieve himself. According to Brian Talbot, a 2003 cum-lade graduate of the Baylor Business school, who cleans the restroom: “Yeah, Johnny used the handicap stall to take a dump, there weren’t any handicap people waiting, but what if there were?” Talbot also added: “and he used up way too much toilet paper!” Early reports are unclear whether Manziel flushed or not.

Manziel made big news Saturday night when he was physically removed from a frat party in Austin. Sources say that he was in Austin evaluating the local party scene, testing out various fake ID's and considering a transfer because he hates College Station so much. We have footage of David Ash throwing a beer can at Manziel as he was escorted out of the party.

sources: Good Bull Hunting and Texags

Eh, would have been more believable had he been driving through Lubbock since we all know Techtards are more likely to scrub toilets......

 

[BTHOtu]

Eh, would have been more believable had he been driving through Lubbock since we all know Techtards are more likely to scrub toilets......

I don't think they use toilets up in the Vast Northern Wastelands of NW Texas..

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Lmao

 

[OregonDucks]

did you hear the quote from his dad about him? Said, something like, "This thing could unravel quickly, and when it does, it will be bad, real bad."

He went on to say, "that Johnny still needs guidance, still needs support and if he isn't going to be there for him who is? The school sure as hell won't be."

Couple thigns with this terrible off-season with Manziel...

1.) Proves that Freshman Should NOT win the Heisman, they obviously cant handle it.

2.) Maybe, Johnny Manziel should quit football as life seems to be so stressful for him now and his father says he thinks Johnny's drinking problem is due to the stress he is getting.

Also Johnny's mom said during the Alabama game she actually saw fear in her sons eyes when on the football field. Something she has never seen before.

This family is starting to become awfully dumb. They appear to be over protecting and causing a stir.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Who the fuck cares? Young kid, famous, talented, not ugly by any measure and lives in a college town. On a Friday or Saturday, personally I'd be disappointed if he didn't consume 8 beers at 5 different parties, plow 4 different babes in a selfish manner, have a hangover and at least a small pit in his stomach worrying about the quality of each rubber.

 

[OregonDucks]

Who the fuck cares? Young kid, famous, talented, not ugly by any measure and lives in a college town. On a Friday or Saturday, personally I'd be disappointed if he didn't consume 8 beers at 5 different parties, plow 4 different babes in a selfish manner, have a hangover and at least a small pit in his stomach worrying about the quality of each rubber.

ehh, he's pretty ugly dude.

 

[BlueBlazedMarvel]

Well, Bob was the one that actually reported it to the NCAA. A lot of other coaches just try to hide stuff like that. It's not like when Switzer was at OU; he tried getting away with a lot of shit and got caught. I believe Stoops really does try to run a clean program.

 

[BoiseMike19]

ehh, he's pretty ugly dude.

Not claiming he is John Stamos or Brad Pitt, but most certainly he's not Seth Rogan. Been 25+ years since I've been drunk at the Coug, but if memory serves me correct, Marty Feldman would have bagged an 8.5+ on a Saturday night if he was a backup Nose Tackle for the Cougs.