tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[Mistaken4193]

Shitty debut. But this was the guy our fan base wanted. For $13M we are stuck with him no matter how good or bad he is

 

[Chewbaccer]

That better be first start jitters. I never want to see that shit again.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Shitty debut. But this was the guy our fan base wanted. For $13M we are stuck with him no matter how good or bad he is

He can bounce back.

Derek Lowe and Matt Wisler had great debuts, but ended up being terrible.

 

[Chewbaccer]

If my pitcher was doing this, I'd give up too, Freddie.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I fucking hate losing to Stephen Strasburg. I can't think of many more embarrassing things in baseball.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Asking Donaldson to be a team player and cut down on his swing with two strikes? What are you smoking, Frenchy?

 

[Chewbaccer]

God damn McCann, you're a veteran, don't swing at shit over your head.

 

[Chewbaccer]

This just isn't our night. Great defensive plays and line drives right at people.

 

[Mistaken4193]

This just isn't our night. Great defensive plays and line drives right at people.

Nah fuck that, You give a former Cy Young winner 3 runs you suppose to win that damn game

 

[Chewbaccer]

Got a little tired? We don't another pussy in the rotation, and he's the reason his pitches were high stress.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Nah fuck that, You give a former Cy Young winner 3 runs you suppose to win that damn game

Former is the key word. He ain't a spring chicken anymore, and he wasn't exactly lights out last season.

 

[Chewbaccer]

How many innings are we gonna have a runner on second or third with no outs? Nut the fuck up.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

"Julio's had one bad start the last two months, but I'm a fucking retard that doesn't know when to shutup"

- @Rod Freakin' Dangerfield

Misquote.

He can bounce back.

Derek Lowe and Matt Wisler had great debuts, but ended up being terrible.

Please don’t mention Derek Lowe again.

 

[Chewbaccer]

McCann's gotta block those. Sloppy ass game all the way around.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Why the fuck is Dookie ToussAINT pitching in the major leagues?!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

That's how you get out of a jam, Keuchel. A rookie shouldn't have to demonstrate it for you.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Why the fuck is Dookie ToussAINT pitching in the major leagues?!!

I hope that crow shits in your mouth when you eat it.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Former is the key word. He ain't a spring chicken anymore, and he wasn't exactly lights out last season.

My brother in law, who is a big Astros fan, said his numbers last year are misleading. He got off to a terrible start but was money the rest of the season. My biggest concern with that, is that his start to the season is June instead of April.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Nice job by Touki getting out of that

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Matt Joyce has been a nice surprise this year