tOfficial 2019 Braves season thread

[gobigred]

$23 mil with the double. Gotta get him home Markakis or Riley

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Earn your strange pussy here, Riley.

 

[gobigred]

Earn your strange pussy here, Riley.

You offering ?

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

You’re just AAA all-star, Riley.

 

[gobigred]

You’re just AAA all-star, Riley.

Damn you are a retard. You must’ve forgot his 2 run home run earlier too

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Clutch, my ass.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Wish I had my all star votes back, Acuna.

0-4

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Suck a thousand huge dicks, Braves.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Only fitting the last out is on another great defensive play.

Fuck Keuchel though. He better show something his next start.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

1st & 2nd, no outs & don’t do shit. That’s some Fredi Gonzalez shit there.

 

[Chewbaccer]

1st & 2nd, no outs & don’t do shit. That’s some Fredi Gonzalez shit there.

I have literally never came across a more worthless Braves fan than you. Please become a fan of some random AL team.

 

[txTIGER1963]

I have literally never came across a more worthless Braves fan than you. Please become a fan of some random AL team.

not the rangers though

 

[txTIGER1963]

son of a bitch, just got to tip your hat to that D play

 

[Chewbaccer]

not the rangers though

A's work.

Hell, their 9-2 ace just got an 80 game suspension for PEDs and nobody seems to care.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

I have literally never came across a more worthless Braves fan than you. Please become a fan of some random AL team.

That is really not nice. Especially considering I’ve been die hard for the Braves since before the best part of you ran down your daddy’s leg.

 

[Hitman Hart]

@Rod Freakin' Dangerfield is so old that he attended the South Carolina Gamecocks' 1969 ACC championship parade in person

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

@Rod Freakin' Dangerfield is so old that he attended the South Carolina Gamecocks' 1969 ACC championship parade in person

Not quite. I was born while Jimmy Carter was living in the White House.

 

[Chewbaccer]

That is really not nice. Especially considering I’ve been die hard for the Braves since before the best part of you ran down your daddy’s leg.

So you're old and worthless. Please, jump ship to another team.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

So you're old and worthless. Please, jump ship to another team.

Don’t you have a Colombian dick to suck?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Don’t you have a Colombian dick to suck?

You confuse giving credit when it's due with sucking dick, and that's part of what makes you worthless. I will buy you a hat of any other team you wish and ship it to you free of charge.