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fordman84

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I'll make one this afternoon after work. Just seems like you have a vendetta against my Reds with 5 guys on there. Who's your team?
I'd venture a guess that his team is the Braves.
 

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I'll make one this afternoon after work. Just seems like you have a vendetta against my Reds with 5 guys on there. Who's your team?
I only counted 4 Reds and all but Votto earned their reputation long before they were in Cincinnati.

I’m a Braves fan and there’s 3 Braves on there.
 

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I only counted 4 Reds and all but Votto earned their reputation long before they were in Cincinnati.

I’m a Braves fan and there’s 3 Braves on there.
Youre right its 4. I had Chapman on my list inadvertently.

How on Earth is he a douche? Kemp. Hes a douche. Chapman and Votto are fine dudes. Usually when Votto says something about a shit call, hes absolutely right. You act like he's an NBA player.
 

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Youre right its 4. I had Chapman on my list inadvertently.

How on Earth is he a douche? Kemp. Hes a douche. Chapman and Votto are fine dudes. Usually when Votto says something about a shit call, hes absolutely right. You act like he's an NBA player.
It seems like every time I see Votto argue he’s crying about a pitch over the outside corner. Dude’s a crybaby.

As for Chapman, his neck tats border on being face tats and I’m a judgmental prick
 

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It seems like every time I see Votto argue he’s crying about a pitch over the outside corner. Dude’s a crybaby.

As for Chapman, his neck tats border on being face tats and I’m a judgmental prick

Didn't Chapman beat his wife? lolzz
 

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After a two handed shove to Odor, I guess Bautista is not turning and loading up for a swing...as he turns and loads up for that swing. Odor just fires from where he is. The jab is quicker.

I stand corrected.
 

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Molina is NOT a douche, haven't you seen all those Cardinals fans who wouldn't trade him for Trout because intangibles, or something.
 

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Danny Ainge. Big enough douche all-time, all sports
 

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Yeah I wanna say like 25 games or so. Could be wrong
Yup, and then a stadium music guy got fired for playing "smack my bitch up" when he took the mound. Sorry, if you are tough enough to beat your wife/gf then you should be tough enough for someone to bust your ass over it.
 

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I'll make one this afternoon after work. Just seems like you have a vendetta against my Reds with 5 guys on there. Who's your team?

Don't be so sensitive. Chewy doesn't have a vendetta against the Reds, he just doesn't like those players that happen to be on the Reds.

Frankly, I'd be shocked if anyone hates the Reds. They're about as milquetoast as it gets.
 

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Didn't Chapman beat his wife? lolzz

Apparently, he didn't "beat" her, per se. He just choked her and fired eight shots into the wall of their garage. In the home that his kids presumably live in.

He's a fine dude, though. Salt of the Earth type.
 

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I would some how squeeze Bryce Harper on that roster.
What the deal with McCann?
 

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Apparently, he didn't "beat" her, per se. He just choked her and fired eight shots into the wall of their garage. In the home that his kids presumably live in.

He's a fine dude, though. Salt of the Earth type.

Class act, great guy right there
 

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lolz

Anderson's been in the league for three years.

In Jackie Robinson's first three season, he slashed .312/.395/.470/.864/127 OPS+, hit 40 HRs, stole 88 bases, won Rookie of the Year and MVP Awards and, oh yeah, broke the fucking color barrier.

Tim Anderson sucks balls and flips bats. Fuck him.

Tim Anderson has had a great season so far, those 25 games are getting him in the HOF lolzz that dude has done nothing so far his entire career. What a joke
 

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Aroldis Chapman, the first player disciplined under Major League Baseball’s new domestic violence policy, joins the New York Yankees on Monday after serving a 30-day suspension.

Fine dude. lolz.

Also, I tend to agree with @Chewbaccer about neck/face tattoos. Hell, full disclosure, I don't have anything good to say about any tattoos.

I've seen some pretty sexy tattoos on some pretty sexy ladies.

Tattoos on guys though, unless they are medical/veteran/sports related, are lame. No one with a neck tattoo is trustworthy.
 
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