tOfficial 2019 All Douchebag Team

[Chewbaccer]

Feel free to make your own, here's mine:

C- Yadier Molina
1B- Joey Votto
2B- Rougned Odor
3B- Manny Machado
SS- Tim Anderson
LF- Ryan Braun
CF- Odubel Herrera
RF- Matt Kemp(a bit out of position, but it's my thread, so eat a dick)
DH- Giancarlo Stanton

BN- Brian McCann- C
BN- Josh Donaldson- Corner IF
BN- Derek Dietrich- utility
BN- Yasiel Puig- OF

SP- Trevor Bauer
SP- Stephen Strasburg
SP- Chris Sale
SP- Jose Urena
SP- Zack Greinke

BP- Roberto Osuna
BP- Aroldis Chapman
BP- Aaron Loup
BP- Fernando Rodney
BP- Adam Ottavino
BP- Jesse Biddle
BP- Will Smith

 

[YourFriendGannon]

I've never thought Greinke to be a douche, he is temperamental and unlikable due to an anxiety disorder. Votto definitely isn't either.

 

[nynasty]

How can it be a All Douchebag team without the GOAT, Carlos Gomez?

 

[navamind]

[insert Yankees roster here]

 

[Chewbaccer]

How can it be a All Douchebag team without the GOAT, Carlos Gomez?

I didn’t include minor leaguers

 

[nynasty]

I didn’t include minor leaguers

I think he should get special consideration for douchebaggery in the most uniforms.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Too bad this is a current team or A.J. "Fuckface" Pierzynski would blow all these douches out of the water...probably literally blow them too. Sack of shit

 

[Shanemansj13]

I would replace Votto with Miggy at 1B

 

[Chewbaccer]

I would replace Votto with Miggy at 1B

Votto is a major douche. I don’t think he’s ever struck out looking without the umpire having to take his mask off as a final warning. Crybaby bitch

 

[Carnzo]

Feel free to make your own, here's mine:

RF- Matt Kemp(a bit out of position, but it's my thread, so eat a dick)

LOL good one!

 

[Shanemansj13]

Votto is a major douche. I don’t think he’s ever struck out looking without the umpire having to take his mask off as a final warning. Crybaby bitch

I don't watch Cincy much but Miggy needs to go on this list!!! lol

 

[SJ76]

Love me some Yadi

 

[BigRedMoe]

Love me some Yadi

He really helps prove that neck tattoos are classy.

 

[SJ76]

He really helps prove that neck tattoos are classy.

He’s Puerto Rican Mang. So is his wife. Poor guy

Great teammate and a guy I would want on my team

 

[navamind]

Votto is a major douche. I don’t think he’s ever struck out looking without the umpire having to take his mask off as a final warning. Crybaby bitch

Votto's probably in the right in 99% of those instances.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Votto's probably in the right in 99% of those instances.

Doesn't matter. Don't be an emotional bitch every now and then.

 

[fordman84]

Odor more of a douche than Cano?

Odor is responsible for ending the career of one of the biggest douches in a long time.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

He’s Puerto Rican Mang. So is his wife. Poor guy

Great teammate and a guy I would want on my team

He's a douchebag for sure, but I agree with you about having him on my team. Who wouldn't want a great defensive catcher who is juiced to the gills with PEDs?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Odor more of a douche than Cano?

Yes

Odor is responsible for ending the career of one of the biggest douches in a long time.

With a sucker punch.

I hate Joey Bats, but I'd put my money on him to kick Odor's ass in a square fight.

 

[SJ76]

He's a douchebag for sure, but I agree with you about having him on my team. Who wouldn't want a great defensive catcher who is juiced to the gills with PEDs?

Haaaaayter

And so early in the am. Dam son you need more cabbage