tOfficial 2019 All Douchebag Team

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don't watch Cincy much but Miggy needs to go on this list!!! lol

Agreed. I like Votto. I like the way he fucks with Phillies fans.

Cabrera is a major fuckball.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Haaaaayter

And so early in the am. Dam son you need more cabbage

I don't hate him. I dislike him because I think he's a douche.

I don't particularly mind that he's on steroids, it's just a fact.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

LF- Ryan Braun

Biggest bag of shit of the PED era.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Dam son you need more cabbage

Nah. I fucked a rutabaga just last night.

 

[SJ76]

I don't hate him. I dislike him because I think he's a douche.

I don't particularly mind that he's on steroids, it's just a fact.

Uhh huh yeah he’s launchin bombs. Does he even have 100 career HRs? What a bastage

 

[Shanemansj13]

Agreed. I like Votto. I like the way he fucks with Phillies fans.

Cabrera is a major fuckball.

Votto seems like a nice guy. Plus I don't know how you can hate any player on the Reds unless they are just an incredibly douchey fuckface. I don't see that in Votto

 

[Shanemansj13]

Uhh huh yeah he’s launchin bombs. Does he even have 100 career HRs? What a bastage

Kind of a giveaway when he gets suspended for 80 games for PED use LOL the dude is a roider

 

[Chewbaccer]

Biggest bag of shit of the PED era.

I think he’s the only one that cried bigotry and tried to ruin someone’s career when caught.

 

[SJ76]

Kind of a giveaway when he gets suspended for 80 games for PED use LOL the dude is a roider

Yeah he’s getting old and still catching

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Uhh huh yeah he’s launchin bombs.

'04 - '10 ~ 3,000 PAs ~ .268/.327/.361/.688/82 OPS+

Then miraculously during the offseason, he turns into Mike Piazza for his subsequent 2K PAs...

'11 - '14 ~ 2,000 PAs ~ .307/.355/.461/.816/124 OPS+

Check out that 100 point jump in SLG%, but pay not attention to him doing shit like losing his mind and spitting on an umpire. Everything's copacetic.

Does he even have 100 career HRs?

Yes. 148. He hit 20 last year. Don't be afraid to know stuff.

What a bastage

Maybe so, but he's definitely a douche. And on PEDs.

 

[CB3UK]

Feel free to make your own, here's mine:

C- Yadier Molina
1B- Joey Votto
2B- Rougned Odor
3B- Manny Machado
SS- Tim Anderson
LF- Ryan Braun
CF- Odubel Herrera
RF- Matt Kemp(a bit out of position, but it's my thread, so eat a dick)
DH- Giancarlo Stanton

BN- Brian McCann- C
BN- Josh Donaldson- Corner IF
BN- Derek Dietrich- utility
BN- Yasiel Puig- OF

SP- Trevor Bauer
SP- Stephen Strasburg
SP- Chris Sale
SP- Jose Urena
SP- Zack Greinke

BP- Roberto Osuna
BP- Aroldis Chapman
BP- Aaron Loup
BP- Fernando Rodney
BP- Adam Ottavino
BP- Jesse Biddle
BP- Will Smith

5 Reds players? Votto is a douche bur Bryce Harper isnt? This list is dogshit.

 

[fordman84]

Yes

With a sucker punch.

I hate Joey Bats, but I'd put my money on him to kick Odor's ass in a square fight.

lel, still with the "sucker punch". Joey was pulling back to swing at odor. It isn't a sucker punch when you are just fucking slow to pull the trigger.

 

[fordman84]

I think he’s the only one that cried bigotry and tried to ruin someone’s career when caught.

Which is why Canseco is such a bad ass. Not only admitted to using steroids but got the whole thing rolling with pulling the curtain back.

Palmiero wouldn't be far behind Braun in the "seriously dude?" category.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

lel, still with the "sucker punch". Joey was pulling back to swing at odor. It isn't a sucker punch when you are just fucking slow to pull the trigger.

I disagree.

 

[fordman84]

I disagree.

Everyone needs a hobby, and yours is being wrong I guess.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Everyone needs a hobby, and yours is being wrong I guess.

My hobby is fucking produce and tube socks full of ground meat.

 

[fordman84]

After a two handed shove to Odor, I guess Bautista is not turning and loading up for a swing...as he turns and loads up for that swing. Odor just fires from where he is. The jab is quicker.

 

[fordman84]

My hobby is fucking produce and tube socks full of ground meat.

I stand correct, real heroes do walk among us!

 

[Chewbaccer]

5 Reds players? Votto is a douche bur Bryce Harper isnt? This list is dogshit.

Yes Votto is your typical spoiled brat crybaby that bitches every time he doesn’t get a reputation call on a pitch at the edge of the zone. Harper is douche, but not a big enough of one to make the team.

And feel free to make your own

 

[CB3UK]

Yes Votto is your typical spoiled brat crybaby that bitches every time he doesn’t get a reputation call on a pitch at the edge of the zone. Harper is douche, but not a big enough of one to make the team.

And feel free to make your own

I'll make one this afternoon after work. Just seems like you have a vendetta against my Reds with 5 guys on there. Who's your team?