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Rod Freakin' Dangerfield

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I know how to keep score. No one calls playing 3b (hot corner) the 5 hole. 1-9+'hole" refers to what spot someone hits in the lineup.

Ok, fucker. Suit yourself.

Now go suck a dick.
 

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The correct phrase Rod would have been....” Man the Hot Corner”. 5 Hole sounds like something a fag would say......which probably explains why you said it
 

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The way the Braves raped...err, saved future dollars on Acuna and especialy Albies on their long term deals, I would give Josh the 4th year or do the Arenado deal (if he agrees to waive his NTC).

It is time to start collecting WS rings.

DOB is reporting that the Braves have offered JD the fourth year
 

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DOB is reporting that the Braves have offered JD the fourth year
I heard that. He must be enjoying the bidding war (I think the Twins and Nats are at 4 years too).

I feel like he is going to sign with the Braves, but, to be fair, I have had 2 bottles of wine. I have a pretty positive outlook tonight.
 

Rod Freakin' Dangerfield

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The correct phrase Rod would have been....” Man the Hot Corner”. 5 Hole sounds like something a fag would say......which probably explains why you said it

Are you an expert on fag speech?

DOB is reporting that the Braves have offered JD the fourth year

I wanted him back, but not on a 4 year deal.

Fucker better stay healthy & produce like a faggot in a diarrhea competition.
 

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Sounds like Donaldson is down to the Braves and Twins
 

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I'm not saying trade them all for one person

I'm saying I'd rather hang onto all of them

I could live with losing waters or pache, not both, if it got Arenado in a jersey with a tomahawk on the chest.
 

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JD signs tomorrow with the Braves.
 

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I could live with losing waters or pache, not both, if it got Arenado in a jersey with a tomahawk on the chest.
That's just it, it would start with Waters or Pache, then probably Anderson and continue from there.
 

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Josh Donaldson signs 4 year deal with the Twinks.
 
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