tOfficial 2017 trade deadline thread - or "someone shackle Benning for God's sake 2017"

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Ilya Kovalchuk destroyed the Thrashers and he's certainly done considerable damage to the Devils.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Richard Bachman called up by Canucks

 

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Richard Bachman called up by Canucks

Maybe Benning is finally Takin' Care of Business and working overtime.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Maybe Benning is finally Takin' Care of Business and working overtime.

he is your benning isnt he? lol

/DAMN YOUR EDIT! lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

mumps for Markstrom ?

 

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he is your benning isnt he? lol

/DAMN YOUR EDIT! lol

Just got that edit in under the wire (lol)

 

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mumps for Markstrom ?

He has taken enough lumps so he contracted the mumps.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

MumpsRI for Markstrom today

 

[jstewismybastardson]

so far so good for Dash's Benning and the canucks this trade deadline

 

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so far so good for Dash's Benning and the canucks this trade deadline

How about Burrows to the Rangers to infect that team with mumps

 

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[forty_three]

*Benning walks in room*
JB: Ryan, come here.
RM: Yeah?
JB: Pack up, you're going to Anaheim.
RM: That's a bad idea. I will not be pleased. You have been warned.
JB: Seriously, they'll have a ticket for you in an hour.

*Benning walks out, as Thunder is heard from inside*

*Willie runs up to Benning*
WD: Hey, we need to call up a goalie
JB: I know
WD: No, I mean there was a flash of light and Marksy is face down on the floor.

*Miller walks out, arms crossed*
RM: Say it.
JB and WD: A-Miller
RM: You will be spared. For now.

 

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Ryan Miller can cure leprosy, but apparently not the mumps.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Knew this was coming.

 

[forty_three]

Knew this was coming.

Torts won't be happy.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Knew this was coming.

Second round pick?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Torts won't be happy.

I'm happy.

Keep in mind the alternatives are Ben Fucking Smith and Freddy the Goat.

As long as they didn't give up anything important it's fine by me.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Second round pick?

Really? :/

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Really? :/

No. Just a guess as to what his value is at the deadline.