The PAC12 THREAD v.2

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Heart pumps into arteries arteries take blood away from the heart veins flow back. veins do not pump. vein flow is based on respiration.

Oh okay...................... Thanks really needed to know that shit.

Maybe you could create your own thread and keep teaching me or some shit?

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Jahii, lay off the hard drugs brah.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Yea I need to chill holy shit. More drugs should come me down.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Yea I need to chill holy shit. More drugs should come me down.

NO...DON"T start eating your Dad's Viagra too!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

NO...DON"T start eating your Dad's Viagra too!

rips it out of your hand*

RUFF RUFF! GROWL* EATS VIAGRA* STARTS CHASING TAIL* THROWS UP AND PASSES OUT*

RUFF RUFF! Wakes up at the vets office getting a shot* The vet tells my owners that im the dumbest dog they have ever seen but not as dumb ass Wallace*

RUFF RUFF!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

OK, what kind of dog would your fellow pac12 posters be if they were one?

Examples:
Jahii = Chihuahua. Runs around constantly yapping, but is never really a threat.
Shaver = Pitbull. Not particularly bright and always looking to take a bit out of everyone.
TF12 = Standard Poodle. Always happy and excited! and is always one step ahead of others.
Wallace = Whatever this dog is:
Dog Bites own Leg - YouTube

Come up with your own list and be creative.

Lmao @ Wallace dumbass dog. Probably took him to the pound after this sequence. Meanwhile I may be dumb but im a loveable dog. Everyone wants to own me.

Wallace is in the pound rotting up. And scary off little girls that come by.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Where my dawgs at?

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Where my dawgs at?

Your that stupid poodle that everyone kicks away but you keep coming back with your ugly ass face. We found you on the street and we dont love you at all. Yet you keep coming at us trying to get attention but we keep pushing you away. Your the dog that makes us never want another dog. Stupid dumb little poodle.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Jahii...

Tell the board AGAIN how many times you remember your Mom dropping you from her arms onto your head as a baby?

It was something like 17 times wasn't it, as best you can recall I mean?


Almost like you played full contact football all your life WITHOUT a helmet on isn't it.

GL in rehab and might I suggest a FULL jaw wiring with breakfast/lunch/dinner thru a straw for awhile too.

 

[WhiteMamba]

MEMO TO ALL PAC BROTHERS:

Bit concerned about our Leader the "White Mamba".

Man has been in short supply of late since last Thursday nite. I understand the wind was taken out from his sails, but he bleeds for those Ducks and makes this board worth reading all the time. Perhaps he spending more time with family and THAT I could understand. From my perspective, he has helped to ground me and allowed me to remain when most would have hit the flush button long ago. Most Duck fans would have done this to a "bark rat", he didn't.

SIR Mamba...More posts from you please, it tells me all is right in your world during this fine CF season.

I am in n out... Doing some camping super deep in the woods/mtns.

And also been spending a bit of time on the new COD Ghosts PS3 game.

But i been checking in. Never knew you would miss me so much...

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Jahii...

Tell the board AGAIN how many times you remember your Mom dropping you from her arms onto your head as a baby?

It was something like 17 times wasn't it, as best you can recall I mean?


Almost like you played full contact football all your life WITHOUT a helmet on isn't it.

GL in rehab and might I suggest a FULL jaw wiring with breakfast/lunch/dinner thru a straw for awhile too.

Thanks for the wishes but I dont need rehab yet. I can eat just fine on my own thank you. And I have potential to be somebody special but its just potential at the moment I have a very high IQ.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Enjoy the ride wherever you may be Mamba.

But your misfit adopted child Jahii NEEDS a decent spanking tonite.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Mamba is the fat lazzy golden retriever who just eats and sleeps all day. Probably just cant make it to the computer atm lmao to much energy.

And Wallace.................... You the one who needs the spanking.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

I thought you said Sutton was fat-n-lazy Jahii? Which one is it again?

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

I thought you said Sutton was fat-n-lazy Jahii? Which one is it again?

Hes in the middle learning how to maintain his weight, but how the fuck should I know what I think.

 

[WhiteMamba]

If I were a dog

But I am a Sasquatch so I cant be a dog.

Trying to get some squatch sounds up where I was camping. No luck. Nothing like last time.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

If I were a dog

But I am a Sasquatch so I cant be a dog.

Trying to get some squatch sounds up where I was camping. No luck. Nothing like last time.

You look fat and retarted just like I said. Seriously its to much for you just lay down and people will come by and feed you.

Meanwhile me the pitbull is making u my bitch and forcing you to do things for me! Notice how people clear the board when im hear they dont want any of dis!

 

[WhiteMamba]

Hey Jahii.

You need some time off?

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Yea Jahii needs time off Uncle Mamba. Its good to have the commish back . The board was all lost without you.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Yea Jahii needs time off Uncle Mamba. Its good to have the commish back . The board was all lost without you.

No need to be a dick for absolutely no reason and call me or any one else your bitch. It was totally unprovoked

All is forgotten. Dont sweat it.