The Official 10000 posts for a Husker Conference Championship Thread

[Jack_John_Mark]

No I missed that one.

That sounds a bit ridiculous.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Stool weren't u ways a Pats fan?

 

[iruletheskool]

If i had to pick a team, yea


I mostly just really like watching Tom Brady play football

 

[iruletheskool]

Me n one bor were rooting pats in room full of people for seahwaks

We high five and hoot n hollered at that pick

 

[oaknightshockey1]

https://twitter.com/husker_hoopla

Thought we'd give this a try. No idea how it will work out, but for those of you on Twitter, it will hopefully make for a good way to keep up with what's going on on the board from wherever.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Story time.....

The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Omaha and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?

..."I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."

"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear

"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York ."

"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."

So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2024 arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.

The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"

The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."

Dad says proudly,

"Her brother played football at Nebraska".

 

[HuskerPower52]

That's awesome!

 

[HuskerPower52]

Have any of you seen fury its awesome.

And I can't connect all the dots yet but the number 42 is in at least 4 commercials

 

[huskers1217]

brasky wants hammer's email...idk.

 

[huskers1217]

any of you freaks play the NFL Showdown by Zynga?

 

[oaknightshockey1]

brasky wants hammer's email...idk.

Only way I know how to do it is the SportsHoopla contact us link. He gets those.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Yea I don't know his email either

 

[HuskerPower52]

^^^ Good post

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

^^^ Good post

Thank you.

I've got 48,852 more of them just like it

 

[HuskerPower52]

Lmao

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I wonder how many of my total posts are just making fun of stool

 

[HuskerPower52]

Better then half

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

The other half are from me trying to steal husker_grl away from him back before she left SportsHoopla.

 

[iruletheskool]

I consider ye all my friends even if you dont like me

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Hey don't get me wrong......you're my friend, stool.

I mean, every group of friends has a feg in it. Amirite?