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JJM just hasnt figured out he is the feg in the group (wisper voice) dont tell him
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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One time my cousin was going to go on a fishing trip with me and two of our friends. We were all getting ready to go but his wife comes up and says there's no way in hell he's going with us this time. Well we sure as hell felt like he needed to put his foot down but we weren't one to get in to anyone's personal affairs so we felt bad for him but hey we were going fishing.
So we're up there two days and come back to our camp the second night and there's my cousin sitting at the camp fire with a twelve pack of beer. We all get excited and start slapping him on the back and taking his beer and one of us says to him "so hey how'd you get the old bag to let ya loose?"
And he says well that night after you all left I'm kind of feeling down and just sitting in the den watching tv when she come's up behind me and puts her hands over my eyes and says "Guess Who?" I ain't feeling like playing games so I pull her hands away and turn around to say "You know damn well who" but she's standing there in this sheer nightie and rips it off. She then gives me the damned best blow job she's ever given me. Then she starts pulling me back to our room and she pulls out this rope and says "Tie me up to the bed" so I did and then she says "Now do what ever you want" So I picked up a twelve pack and here I am!
So we're up there two days and come back to our camp the second night and there's my cousin sitting at the camp fire with a twelve pack of beer. We all get excited and start slapping him on the back and taking his beer and one of us says to him "so hey how'd you get the old bag to let ya loose?"
And he says well that night after you all left I'm kind of feeling down and just sitting in the den watching tv when she come's up behind me and puts her hands over my eyes and says "Guess Who?" I ain't feeling like playing games so I pull her hands away and turn around to say "You know damn well who" but she's standing there in this sheer nightie and rips it off. She then gives me the damned best blow job she's ever given me. Then she starts pulling me back to our room and she pulls out this rope and says "Tie me up to the bed" so I did and then she says "Now do what ever you want" So I picked up a twelve pack and here I am!
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LMAO!
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Matt Slauson on being bullied growing up. Pretty good little interview here actually.
I sat right next to him in my first Math class and I swear I would have never known he had a speech impediment. All I knew was he liked to chew a lot of tobacco in class.
ITB: Slauson on being bullied
I sat right next to him in my first Math class and I swear I would have never known he had a speech impediment. All I knew was he liked to chew a lot of tobacco in class.
ITB: Slauson on being bullied
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I made slauson stand with his nose in the corner
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Shame on me for forgetting to call him this morning and wish him a Happy Birthday
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I'll drive by his house later and see if his lights are on
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Maybe he has just been fapping for the past week 
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It says he hasn't been online since the 16th. What day was the upgrade? Any chance he got locked out? I can have an admin send him a password reset email.
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Maybe he has just been fapping for the past week
someone has to make up the difference
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