• Have something to say? Register Now! and be posting in minutes!

The New England Patriots: DYNASTY

cheerupcharlie

Correcting BK on the daily
4,627
3,351
293
Joined
Aug 22, 2014
Location
Eagle Idaho
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.38
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
All I can add is , can you imagine if everybody wanted one chick and the rest were ugly?
The rest of you guys would be out of luck!@

All I know is that I could easily bang around 96% of the women out there and about 75% of the dudes. Which means 3 out of 4 of you on here would be my bitch. Just saying…..
 

Yankee Traveler

Well-Known Member
16,890
9,093
533
Joined
Apr 17, 2013
Location
Clarksville
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I just brag that my wife was strong enough to stick with me for fifty years and stills sends me a Valentine card and will cook up a storm tomorrow for my birthday. We ain't the purtiest, but she's the absolute best.
Happy Birthday BK. Here's a stripper.

Stripping Demi Moore GIF
 

Yankee Traveler

Well-Known Member
16,890
9,093
533
Joined
Apr 17, 2013
Location
Clarksville
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
you can go to the grocery store and find 10 women far more attractive than anything Tom Brady bangs.

After Coyote Ugly maybe. I want to see a place where they are 10 for 1 hotter than that. There may be a spot where they are 10 for 10 as hot, but not any hotter.

I was just scrolling through to find a good picture of Bridget Moynahan...And there is not a bad one. Anywhere.

She is other worldly hot.


And I prefer blondes.
 

cheerupcharlie

Correcting BK on the daily
4,627
3,351
293
Joined
Aug 22, 2014
Location
Eagle Idaho
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.38
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Taekwondo, Tai Chi, and Kenpo Karate. And I boxed when I was younger.

I doubt it.

Beast Mode Sport GIF by UFC

I’m 6’2 and 240 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. But I’m a lover not a fighter.. when I said make you my bitch… I didn’t mean fighting. I bet your plums are tingling now.
 

Southieinnc

Do Your Job!
27,748
12,156
1,033
Joined
Jul 3, 2013
Location
Out of the desert!
Hoopla Cash
$ 9,532.09
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
All I know is that I could easily bang around 96% of the women out there and about 75% of the dudes. Which means 3 out of 4 of you on here would be my bitch. Just saying…..
Say it all you want but I’ll never be your bitch.
Where I come from, if you are “banging boys” you are queer and no use to me.
 

sharkymcwrath

Well-Known Member
10,043
10,605
1,033
Joined
Aug 17, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
After Coyote Ugly maybe. I want to see a place where they are 10 for 1 hotter than that. There may be a spot where they are 10 for 10 as hot, but not any hotter.

I was just scrolling through to find a good picture of Bridget Moynahan...And there is not a bad one. Anywhere.

She is other worldly hot.


And I prefer blondes.

10 may be an exaggeration. A "few" would be more accurate. I'm in Santa Clarita CA and there's hotties everywhere. I work closer to L.A. and there's even more hotties here.

Ya, Bridget is pretty which is likely why Tom bailed on her.
 

sharkymcwrath

Well-Known Member
10,043
10,605
1,033
Joined
Aug 17, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Taekwondo, Tai Chi, and Kenpo Karate. And I boxed when I was younger.

I doubt it.

Beast Mode Sport GIF by UFC

Mantis KungFu, Escrima, Muay Thai, Taekwondo. Wish I had some experience in wrestling/Ju Jitso so I could pass it on to my kid but striking was always my thing.

I still do Kungfu.
 

sharkymcwrath

Well-Known Member
10,043
10,605
1,033
Joined
Aug 17, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I’m 6’2 and 240 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. But I’m a lover not a fighter.. when I said make you my bitch… I didn’t mean fighting. I bet your plums are tingling now.

That sounds more fat than anything else. Fat people are gross.
 

cheerupcharlie

Correcting BK on the daily
4,627
3,351
293
Joined
Aug 22, 2014
Location
Eagle Idaho
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.38
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
That sounds more fat than anything else. Fat people are gross.

I will let you decide if that’s true or not when you’re giving me a full body rub down. And I doubt I have to pay extra for a happy ending.
 

cheerupcharlie

Correcting BK on the daily
4,627
3,351
293
Joined
Aug 22, 2014
Location
Eagle Idaho
Hoopla Cash
$ 500.38
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Say it all you want but I’ll never be your bitch.
Where I come from, if you are “banging boys” you are queer and no use to me.

Skin is skin…

In the dark, you couldn’t tell the difference between your wife’s mouth or BK”s
 

Yankee Traveler

Well-Known Member
16,890
9,093
533
Joined
Apr 17, 2013
Location
Clarksville
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Skin is skin…

In the dark, you couldn’t tell the difference between your wife’s mouth or BK”s
Maybe.

But the 5:00 shadow would be a dead giveaway.
And I'm willing to bet BK...or yourself...would smell different than my wife.
Coupled with the fact that your breathing would be a dead giveaway in the dark.
 
Top