The My Vibe Thread

[BigKen]

Most Ice cream joints do the same to me

My medical diagnosis????

Your digestive system is lactose sensitive. Your intestines produce excessive liquid to deal with its sensitivity to the rich lactose in ice cream. The result?? Liquid waste. That's what my internist told me was a problem that I had with the best ice cream. His warning was simple. The richer and better made ice cream will make your gut flood with liquid to move it quicker and get it out of the large intestine.

In New England, all I had to do was find a place that served Richardson's Farm Made Ice Cream and I could purge all 22 feet of my intestines in one day.

 

[nefansince75]

My medical diagnosis????

Your digestive system is lactose sensitive. Your intestines produce excessive liquid to deal with its sensitivity to the rich lactose in ice cream. The result?? Liquid waste. That's what my internist told me was a problem that I had with the best ice cream. His warning was simple. The richer and better made ice cream will make your gut flood with liquid to move it quicker and get it out of the large intestine.

In New England, all I had to do was find a place that served Richardson's Farm Made Ice Cream and I could purge all 22 feet of my intestines in one day.

Hmmm burger King and five guys are big ice cream sellers? Issues digesting fats is more likely a gallbladder issue, but do not follow my advice, comments direction or anything else I post. I'm just having a conversation.

 

[BigKen]

Hmmm burger King and five guys are big ice cream sellers?

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Most Ice cream joints do the same to me - been the same for 60 years.

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That's what my internist told me was a problem that I had with the best ice cream.

No one was talking about BK or 5 Guys ice cream......talking about "ICE CREAM JOINTS"

 

[nefansince75]

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But you can't isolate. He said BK, 5G and ice cream through the course of the conversation. The common element isn't lactose, it's high fat foods. I'm not offering a diagnosis though because I'm not a doctor or dietician and I'm sure there might be more to the story. I'm well read which isn't always a good thing.

 

[BigKen]

But you can't isolate.

True, but like all threads, they and we tend to isolate and answer a specific that doesn't include the remainder.

 

[nefansince75]

True, but like all threads, they and we tend to isolate and answer a specific that doesn't include the remainder.

True, and that's why I responded.

 

[Southieinnc]

OK, enough of that shit!

 

[BigKen]

What will YOU be doing when you're 80 years old??? .

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Not the only burger joint that does that to me!

Is it the beef? The bun? The Condom Mints?

 

[Southieinnc]

What will YOU be doing when you're 80 years old??? .

I won’t be listening to Rod Stewart