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Lol. Hammer i was a club pro at some great clubs in my early-mid 20s. Played on
Mini tours and other BS in my late 20s and early 30s. There is a fuck load of talent out there and no one is scared of Eldrick now. They look at him more as a cripple now than a threat.


Tiger ain't right between the ears. I'm exactly his age and I've played better the last few years than I did out there grinding. Less pressure and I don't care now. He's trying to dam hard. He won 5 times last year, but in the major he sucked ass. Why?
 

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Meanwhile Rory is -19 as of today in Dubai with more golf to play. :omg:

Yeah Jacks record is definitely safe. :lol:
 

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Its so nice to see Woods sucking now. After all the years of arrogance and poor treatment of fans and reporters it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
 

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When you can't even get your chip shots on the green, much less near the hole, you have no chance.
 

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Its so nice to see Woods sucking now. After all the years of arrogance and poor treatment of fans and reporters it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

MY uncle's best buddy works for the Golf Channel and he gets to work Sawgrass. You should hear the stories of total arrogance and prickishness from this dickhead. Tiger Woods doesn't have a friend in the world.
 

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MY uncle's best buddy works for the Golf Channel and he gets to work Sawgrass. You should hear the stories of total arrogance and prickishness from this dickhead. Tiger Woods doesn't have a friend in the world.

member how open and interesting he used to be when he first came out? Seemed like such a nice young man. A classic case of what happens to some people when they get too big and no one ever says "no" to them. He inimidated tour officials, TV people and rules guys but he's going to learn that hard lesson now that "what goes around comes around".
 

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His dad was a prick. That's where he got it. Now hammer is right, the man has no real friends. And now he's got the jimmies!! :lol:
 

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His dad was a prick. That's where he got it. Now hammer is right, the man has no real friends. And now he's got the jimmies!! :lol:
And guys like Peter Kostis and Brandel Chamblee are loving it! Watching Chamblee tear up Woods' game on the golf channel I though Notah Begay was going to stat crying.
 

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I have no clue at this point, but Nicklaus also went thru a long drought w/o winning one.

Jack was at least competitive during his drought. Woods looks like a hacker.
 

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His dad was a prick. That's where he got it. Now hammer is right, the man has no real friends. And now he's got the jimmies!! :lol:

His only remaining friend is that blonde bimbo skier.
 

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How much you all want to bet after missing the guy, tiger got on his jet and went to Vegas?

Whores!
 

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Fuck my typing spell check

Tiger missed cut = quick flight to
Vegas. Whoring
 

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I used to say, "Shit, I wish I had Tiger's short game". Well, now I do. :rollseyes:
 

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Hank Haney has come out saying that Tiger is done.
 

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Maybe if he gets back to whoring, his "touch" will come around?


My goodness.. it's not that hard to chip. That's a serious mental block man. Ian Baker :L
 
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Hank Haney has come out saying that Tiger is done.

Too many years on steroids and numerous injuries have left Tiger just a shell of his former self.
 

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I agree, we should be safe but I'm afraid we are not out of the "Woods " yet.

meh..don't have to worry about this guy:
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with or without all his teeth. :pound:
 

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His only remaining friend is that blonde bimbo skier.

Interesting that Vonn was also well known for being aloof and having few to no friends on the US Ski Team. She didn't even talk to much of her family for some years because they didn't approve her marrying her much older ski coach (they divorced, but she kept his name).
She did break the record in her sport for career World Cup wins by a woman...pretty amazing after totally trashing her knee in a Super G crash and then reinjuring it the next season. She's been doing great this season.
 
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