The First SportsHoopla Hockey Roast

[Forty_Sixand2]

You all can roast me but the majority of my roastable material may be on the main board so you may want to send an invite over there.

Also, I propose the roast go through the weekend with no response allowed. Y the roastee. They have to sit and take it. Then, on Monday, like in a real roast they get the last post to respond to the roasters.

I am offering myself up to be first.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Dp

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

how do you roast somebody you don't actually know anything about?

Can roast their team, maybe

 

[Darkstone42]

how do you roast somebody you don't actually know anything about?

Can roast their team, maybe

Our personalities come out in our posts. We can make fun of each others' posting styles, stupid things we've said in the past, and, of course, our teams. Especially Sabre fans. =)

 

[dash]

how do you roast somebody you don't actually know anything about?

The tried-and-true Bruce Garrioch approach (i.e. make stuff up)

 

[ritari330]

Our personalities come out in our posts. We can make fun of each others' posting styles, stupid things we've said in the past, and, of course, our teams. Especially Sabre fans. =)

^^ This....Minus the Sabre fans part. I Love you Sabre fans

 

[puckhead]

Dp

that may come back to haunt you

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

The tried-and-true Bruce Garrioch approach (i.e. make stuff up)

I like it

I'm good at that

I used to work for the Iraqi Minister of Information

 

[pixburgher66]

what is this ROAST you speak of? roasted peanuts? i like those. i'm in.

 

[Darkstone42]

what is this ROAST you speak of? roasted peanuts? i like those. i'm in.

No no no. This.

 

[CatScrap]

Our personalities come out in our posts. We can make fun of each others' posting styles, stupid things we've said in the past, and, of course, our teams. Especially Sabre fans. =)

Whats with all the hate for Sabres fans....
We NEVER trounced anybody's cup dreams...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

how do you roast somebody you don't actually know anything about?

Can roast their team, maybe

There's lots of good material. You know how those North Carolinians wake up at the crack of noon, guzzle a pint of barbecue sauce, and call their cousin/girlfriend up to watch the race pregame? That's funny, we could do jokes about that.

I'm kind of fresh out of other ideas though, maybe I should go back to the unemployment line and see if any of the other bums have thought of funny things to roast. Sorry it might take awhile though, our union bus drivers go home after 4:30PM.

 

[elocomotive]

Whats with all the hate for Sabres fans....
We NEVER trounced anybody's cup dreams...

Maybe it's because your goalies can't keep their blocker pads on and have to throw them at players from a certain team in the nation's capital.

I actually like the Sabres and have had a lot of Sabres' fans as friends over the years.

 

[puckhead]

There's lots of good material. You know how those North Carolinians wake up at the crack of noon, guzzle a pint of barbecue sauce, and call their cousin/girlfriend up to watch the race pregame? That's funny, we could do jokes about that.

I'm kind of fresh out of other ideas though, maybe I should go back to the unemployment line and see if any of the other bums have thought of funny things to roast. Sorry it might take awhile though, our union bus drivers go home after 4:30PM.

I'm from Vancouver, so I'm way too fuckin' high to read all that.
I totally get your aura though, dude.

go vegan.... whoooo!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

If any of you sons of bitches tries to roast me....I'll kill ya'....have a nice day...

 

[dash]

If any of you sons of bitches tries to roast me....I'll kill ya'....have a nice day...

Lighten up Francis

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Lighten up Francis

Sgt. Hulka?...is that you?...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

If any of you sons of bitches tries to roast me....I'll kill ya'....have a nice day...

And hey, what's the deal with that Jimmy the Tongue? I mean come on, nobody stabs people with sharpened toothbrushes anymore, it's 2010! Get with the program! What are you, in prison or something? Why don't you go do some push ups and sell your bitch for a pack of Camels?

 

[dash]

Sgt. Hulka?...is that you?...

Before we proceed any further, we gotta get something straight. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. It's just you, me, and Uncle Sam. And before I leave you, you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one and the same.

When I tell you to move, you'll move fast. When I tell you to jump, you're gonna say, "How high?" And make no mistake. I don't care where you come from, I don't care what color you are, I don't care how smart you are, I don't care how dumb you are, 'cause I'm gonna teach every last one of you how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, and shit like a United States soldier. Understand?

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

And hey, what's the deal with that Jimmy the Tongue? I mean come on, nobody stabs people with sharpened toothbrushes anymore, it's 2010! Get with the program! What are you, in prison or something? Why don't you go do some push ups and sell your bitch for a pack of Camels?

U don't like Jimmy the Tongue?....I thought it was awesome....women love it and men fear it....it's better than that stupid Rick Tocchet....no?....