The AL's best team wins, Yanks and O's don't, and the bloodhound gang is murderous!

[cerealboi]

That wasn't your position again right?

You said you'd expect your house to be trashed, your shit stolen, but you'd be surprised if your neighbor was murdered.

The ridiculousness of "surprise if your neighbor was murdered" aside, your position is that you would expect the other two.

Would these other expected two factors make you want to hire another gang member again? And if they were expected, could you be "duped" when you returned home and found that these things have occurred?

Do you yet see how stupid your position is? Probably not, since you're...you know, stupid.

And just so you happen to learn something. The strawman you used is implying that it is only the thought of future probowls (and not say the fame, and salary that comes with being a pro football player) that would keep someone on the straight and narrow. I used probowl just to illustrate the point, since you know Hernandez was pretty fucking good.

 

[Kate Upton]

Correction, (not like it matters since you only exaggerate). I said I wouldn't be surprised if some of my shit was stolen. I obviously wouldn't hire anyone who I expected to steal from me.

I guess the question for you is do you think all crime is equally likely to occur? In other words if Hernandez raped a child you'd have the same level of surprise (according to you none at all) as if Hernandez was caught with a half ounce of pot.

Hernandez blows up a building, you're just as surprised as if Hernandez gets in a bar fight? Someone inclined to commit the crime of urinating in public is just as likely to commit kidnapping? Its all or nothing in JD's book, right?

HE'S A FUCKING GANG MEMBER

Any rational person wouldn't be surprised at any crime that a FUCKING GANG MEMBER committed.

You know why?

BECAUSE HE"S A FUCKING GANG MEMBER.

Jesus dude. Give it up. You're wack.

 

[Most Driven]

here's the list of players who will probably be suspended after the all star break

•Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees
•Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
•Nelson Cruz, Texas Rangers
•Jhonny Peralta, Detroit Tigers
•Everth Cabrera, San Diego Padres
•Francisco Cervelli, New York Yankees
•Melky Cabrera, Toronto Blue Jays
•Bartolo Colon, Oakland A's
•Yasmani Grandal, San Diego Padries
•Gio Gonzalez, Washington Nationals (ESPN reports that Gonzalez only received legal substances, however)
•Jesus Montero, Seattle Mariners
•Cesar Puello, New York Mets
•Fernando Martinez, Houston Astros
•Fautino de los Santos, free agent
•Jordan Norberto, free agent

One of these isn't like the others...

 

[Kate Upton]

but NO red sox, as predicted by yours truly

Ortiz is being more stealthy these days...

Buchholz is cheating the old fashioned way.

 

[Most Driven]

Ortiz is being more stealthy these days...

Buchholz is cheating the old fashioned way.

"Buccholz is on the list too... ahhh he's always on the DL anyway"

 

[Kate Upton]

"Buccholz is on the list too... ahhh he's always on the DL anyway"

And by pure coincidence, Crisco stock price has been falling steadily the last 3 weeks.

 

[Kate Upton]

One of these isn't like the others...

I just now caught that...

 

[cerealboi]

HE'S A FUCKING GANG MEMBER

Any rational person wouldn't be surprised at any crime that a FUCKING GANG MEMBER committed.

You know why?

BECAUSE HE"S A FUCKING GANG MEMBER.

Jesus dude. Give it up. You're wack.

Rock smokes pot and was in a frat which is kinda like a gang. Should I be concerned?

 

[Brocktagon]

damn

2 more yankees

no sox?

when does the real list come out?

honor and pride comes in clear or cream

i'm not sure when the real list comes out but this is historical. never seen 20 players suspended at once before. union will be going nuts.

 

[Kate Upton]

Rock smokes pot and was in a frat which is kinda like a gang. Should I be concerned?

Wack

 

[Most Driven]

Rock smokes pot and was in a frat which is kinda like a gang. Should I be concerned?

Yes

 

[Kate Upton]

i'm not sure when the real list comes out but this is historical. never seen 20 players suspended at once before. union will be going nuts.

Yeah, especially since they're going to try and do it without positive tests.

I wouldn't count on these things holding up. They might, but there's just as good a chance that they won't.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yes

we werent a recognized frat

basically animal house

i was bluto

 

[Rock Strongo]

PS you guys dont wan to know what i endured as a gullible 18 year old to get into that frat

 

[cerealboi]

PS you guys dont wan to know what i endured as a gullible 18 year old to get into that frat

How many people have you murdered?

 

[Brocktagon]

PS you guys dont wan to know what i endured as a gullible 18 year old to get into that frat

DO TELL!!!

 

[Rock Strongo]

How many people have you murdered?

3

i have tattoos too

 

[Kate Upton]

How many people have you murdered?

This is the ugly stench of desperation, defeat, and stupidity...

 

[Rock Strongo]

i was in a college gang

you got "rushed" (equivalent of sexed or beaten i guess) into this gang

i had to do things against my wishes to join and keep them secret

i did a lot of things i regret

i smoke pot

i have been arrested multiple times

i have tattoos

i am aaron hernandez

 

[Kate Upton]

i was in a college gang

you got "rushed" (equivalent of sexed or beaten i guess) into this gang

i had to do things against my wishes to join and keep them secret

i did a lot of things i regret

i smoke pot

i have been arrested multiple times

i have tattoos

i am aaron hernandez

Ugly stench part duh...