The AL's best team wins, Yanks and O's don't, and the bloodhound gang is murderous!

[Kate Upton]

if youre comparing a pro athlete to a nanny

wages matter holmes



PS

people who are NOT me and cereal agree

classic anti boston

remember...the head of NFL security knows more than all of us

Wages

Matter

Holmes

Like I asked before...Cereal is stupid. What's your excuse?

 

[Kate Upton]

"shot from the point...deflected wide"

Uh, no Rock.

That is the point.

"I'd let Pablo Escobar house sit for me. He's rich!"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

JD remains undefeated

 

[Floffman]

I cannot believe this argument is still going on:

A lot of NFL players are thugs.

Should you be able to predict that any of them will kill someone no. But a lot of these young guys get money and have been treated like they can do no wrong. It leads to bad things.

Still Kraft should have just kept his mouth shut as others have in similar situations and not say he was duped. There are teams on record saying they were avoiding Hernandez.

 

[cerealboi]

Uh no.

Since you don't own an NFL franchise, but assuming that you own a house, have a job, and thus take vacations, a house sitter is something you may be in the market to hire.

And since your position IS that hiring a gang member could in no way indicate the possibility of trouble, or murder, you should therefore have no problem in hiring a gang member for a job that you may need...such as house sitting.

Now, how is this distorting, exaggerating, or mis-representing your position?

Careful, you won't be able to use google to help you this time.

Not a great analogy, but what the hell, I'll run with it (to make it a better analogy you'd have set up the context that good housesitters are extremely rare, that I need to leave my house (and therefore need a housesitter) to make a lot of money, that everyone in my neighborhood will know that I'm hiring this house sitter and he'll be considered a celebrity and on TV frequently while I was gone, etc.). See if you can follow this.

If I hired a gang member to house sit my house and paid him a shit ton of money to do it with the idea, that if he did a good job, I'd hire him again, here's my assessment.


I would NOT be surprised to either: find that he had a party and trashed the place or that he stole some items or did some drugs.

I WOULD be surprised to learn that he murdered my neighbor.

 

[Brocktagon]

your mom isn't a gang member, she just gets trainwrecked by a gang of b_lake members.

 

[Kate Upton]

Not a great analogy, but what the hell, I'll run with it (to make it a better analogy you'd have set up the context that good housesitters are extremely rare, that I need to leave my house (and therefore need a housesitter) to make a lot of money, that everyone in my neighborhood will know that I'm hiring this house sitter and he'll be considered a celebrity and on TV frequently while I was gone, etc.). See if you can follow this.

If I hired a gang member to house sit my house and paid him a shit ton of money to do it with the idea, that if he did a good job, I'd hire him again, here's my assessment.


I would NOT be surprised to either: find that he had a party and trashed the place or that he stole some items or did some drugs.

I WOULD be surprised to learn that he murdered my neighbor.

So we're back to you're an idiot...

 

[cerealboi]

So we're back to you're an idiot...

Ad hominem

 

[Kate Upton]

"I hired this gang member to house sit while I was on vacation and when I returned, my house was trashed, my shit was stolen, but thankfully my neighbor wasn't murdered, and lucky for him, because that would have completely ruined any chance he had at going to the pro bowl"

 

[cerealboi]

"I hired this gang member to house sit while I was on vacation and when I returned, my house was trashed, my shit was stolen, but thankfully my neighbor wasn't murdered, and lucky for him, because that would have completely ruined any chance he had at going to the pro bowl"

andddd back to the strawman.


JD is confused why the gang members he sees are typically poor inner city kids. "Where all the billionaire Crips and their ferraris? I wouldn't mind being mugged by one of them."

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Reds winning

Which means we are all losing

 

[Kate Upton]

andddd back to the strawman.


JD is confused why the gang members he sees are typically poor inner city kids. "Where all the billionaire Crips and their ferraris? I wouldn't mind being mugged by one of them."

That wasn't your position again right?

You said you'd expect your house to be trashed, your shit stolen, but you'd be surprised if your neighbor was murdered.

The ridiculousness of "surprise if your neighbor was murdered" aside, your position is that you would expect the other two.

Would these other expected two factors make you want to hire another gang member again? And if they were expected, could you be "duped" when you returned home and found that these things have occurred?

Do you yet see how stupid your position is? Probably not, since you're...you know, stupid.

 

[Kate Upton]

Reds winning

Which means we are all losing

Probably not for long.

They stink.

 

[Kate Upton]

Frazier makes a great play to save a run...

Helps the Reds, does nothing for Dirt's fantasy squad.

Win/Win

 

[Brocktagon]

here's the list of players who will probably be suspended after the all star break

•Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees
•Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
•Nelson Cruz, Texas Rangers
•Jhonny Peralta, Detroit Tigers
•Everth Cabrera, San Diego Padres
•Francisco Cervelli, New York Yankees
•Melky Cabrera, Toronto Blue Jays
•Bartolo Colon, Oakland A's
•Yasmani Grandal, San Diego Padries
•Gio Gonzalez, Washington Nationals (ESPN reports that Gonzalez only received legal substances, however)
•Jesus Montero, Seattle Mariners
•Cesar Puello, New York Mets
•Fernando Martinez, Houston Astros
•Fautino de los Santos, free agent
•Jordan Norberto, free agent

 

[Brocktagon]

who's affected in fantasy leagues by this list??

 

[cerealboi]

That wasn't your position again right?

You said you'd expect your house to be trashed, your shit stolen, but you'd be surprised if your neighbor was murdered.

The ridiculousness of "surprise if your neighbor was murdered" aside, your position is that you would expect the other two.

Would these other expected two factors make you want to hire another gang member again? And if they were expected, could you be "duped" when you returned home and found that these things have occurred?

Do you yet see how stupid your position is? Probably not, since you're...you know, stupid.

Correction, (not like it matters since you only exaggerate). I said I wouldn't be surprised if some of my shit was stolen. I obviously wouldn't hire anyone who I expected to steal from me.

I guess the question for you is do you think all crime is equally likely to occur? In other words if Hernandez raped a child you'd have the same level of surprise (according to you none at all) as if Hernandez was caught with a half ounce of pot.

Hernandez blows up a building, you're just as surprised as if Hernandez gets in a bar fight? Someone inclined to commit the crime of urinating in public is just as likely to commit kidnapping? Its all or nothing in JD's book, right?

 

[Kate Upton]

here's the list of players who will probably be suspended after the all star break

•Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees
•Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
•Nelson Cruz, Texas Rangers
•Jhonny Peralta, Detroit Tigers
•Everth Cabrera, San Diego Padres
•Francisco Cervelli, New York Yankees
•Melky Cabrera, Toronto Blue Jays
•Bartolo Colon, Oakland A's
•Yasmani Grandal, San Diego Padries
•Gio Gonzalez, Washington Nationals (ESPN reports that Gonzalez only received legal substances, however)
•Jesus Montero, Seattle Mariners
•Cesar Puello, New York Mets
•Fernando Martinez, Houston Astros
•Fautino de los Santos, free agent
•Jordan Norberto, free agent

The funny thing is that half of those guys suck.

 

[Brocktagon]

The funny thing is that half of those guys suck.

but NO red sox, as predicted by yours truly

 

[Rock Strongo]

here's the list of players who will probably be suspended after the all star break

•Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees
•Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
•Nelson Cruz, Texas Rangers
•Jhonny Peralta, Detroit Tigers
•Everth Cabrera, San Diego Padres
•Francisco Cervelli, New York Yankees
•Melky Cabrera, Toronto Blue Jays
•Bartolo Colon, Oakland A's
•Yasmani Grandal, San Diego Padries
•Gio Gonzalez, Washington Nationals (ESPN reports that Gonzalez only received legal substances, however)
•Jesus Montero, Seattle Mariners
•Cesar Puello, New York Mets
•Fernando Martinez, Houston Astros
•Fautino de los Santos, free agent
•Jordan Norberto, free agent

damn

2 more yankees

no sox?

when does the real list come out?

honor and pride comes in clear or cream