THE #1 rule for No Huddle: ZOMBIELAND

[Bamabino]

Are you even watching college football?

No, the offense is not appearing to be tired on the field and that is why they run it. TO tire the defense.

This one is a piece of werk....

Sitting Ducks are the piece of work. LMAO@ the Ducks out of water. LMAO@ ZERO natty's. LMAO@ Bama having more Rose Bowl wins then Oregon and they've been locked out of the game nearly 70 years.

 

[Bamabino]

and Bama is 1-19 vs AP top ten when ranked in top 10 vs SEC opponents.

And 6 wins over an end season ranked top 5 in the past 4 years and 3 of the last 4 NC's.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Sitting Ducks are the piece of work. LMAO@ the Ducks out of water. LMAO@ ZERO natty's. LMAO@ Bama having more Rose Bowl wins then Oregon and they've been locked out of the game nearly 70 years.

Hey, that's just fine. Laugh all you want. The NATTY window has only been open for 4 years for the Ducks.

That part doesn't bother me a bit. You posting stats that aren't true is funny though.

 

[WhiteMamba]

And 6 wins over an end season ranked top 5 and 3 of the last 4 NC's.

you finished with a loss last year to aTm, and Oregon with one loss to Stanford. You got the bid. Beat the shit outta ND. Congrats.

you got beat by LSU, got a rematch and won. Congrats. Tough to beat the same team twice.

The other one was the best team I have seen outside of Miami in the BCS era. Congrats.

 

[OnlyCrimson]

I want more Zombieland Rules!!!! This thread had potential but sadly it turned into another "your team sucks here's the stats to prove it" and "no your team sucks here's the stats to prove it".

 

[WhiteMamba]

I want more Zombieland Rules!!!! This thread had potential but sadly it turned into another "your team sucks here's the stats to prove it" and "no your team sucks here's the stats to prove it".

agree. And obviously I don't think Bama sucks. They are the premier team.

apologies.

These fishduck guise are to produce more of these they say.

 

[OnlyCrimson]

Rule #2 when your defense is tired, call Mark Richt and get tips on how to fake injuries.

 

[4down20]

and Bama is 1-19 vs AP top ten when ranked in top 10 vs SEC opponents.

You are wrong unless you add all the other limiting factors to that, such as "not counting SECCG and NCG and only top10 in the final rankings".

 

[WhiteMamba]

You are wrong unless you add all the other limiting factors to that, such as "not counting SECCG and NCG and only top10 in the final rankings".

I know I was wrong. Just doing the same thing Bambino was doing providing misinformation.

 

[Bamabino]

I know I was wrong. Just doing the same thing Bambino was doing providing misinformation.

Who gives crap about Stanford 2011 and 2010. I don't consider any defense that gives up 50+ in a game a "good defense." Boise,LSU,Ohio State,Auburn and 2012 Stanford shut the Sitting Ducks down when it counted most.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Who gives crap about Stanford 2011 and 2010. I don't consider any defense that gives up 50+ in a game a "good defense." Boise,LSU,Ohio State,Auburn and 2012 Stanford shut the Sitting Ducks down when it counted most.

Well you did include 2012 Stanford who gave up 49 to Arizona. Wait, I THOUGHT YOU DID INCLUDE THEM.

So I continue to prove how silly your unfound claim is.

If you are intelligent enough to understand what I just posted you will realize I am turning your original argument to shit right in front of the entire cfb msg board and essentially making you look foolish.

Come back will be... Win something. You have no NATTYS.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Oregon is 0-4 the past 4 seasons any game they've played vs a defense with a pulse, averaging less than 20 points a game.

Do you include Stanford as one of those teams with a defensive pulse?

Well if so your post is discredited because they beat that same exact Stanford defense in 2010 and 2011 scoring plus 50 in each game.

2009 Boise 8 points. 2010 Auburn 19 points. 2012 Stanford 14 points. .

Who gives crap about Stanford 2011 and 2010. I don't consider any defense that gives up 50+ in a game a "good defense." .

Mamba

"Well you did include 2012 Stanford who gave up 49 to Arizona. Wait, I THOUGHT YOU DID INCLUDE THEM."

This is you being e-owned and proving you don't know what you are talking about.

 

[4down20]

Kinda sucks when people just say random crap about your team doesn't it?

 

[WhiteMamba]

Kinda sucks when people just say random crap about your team doesn't it?

yeah

 

[WhiteMamba]

So Bamabino. You said a defense with a pulse and included 2012 Stanford.

Then you said you don't think any team who gives up 50 has a defense worth a shit.

So which is it? Make up yourn mine.

Cant wait to hear your eloquent explanation.

What football not your game?

How bout a spelling contest? Im your Huckleberry

 

[trojanfan12]

So Bamabino. You said a defense with a pulse and included 2012 Stanford.

Then you said you don't think any team who gives up 50 has a defense worth a shit.

So which is it? Make up yourn mine.

Cant wait to hear your eloquent explanation.

What football not your game?

How bout a spelling contest? Im your Huckleberry

In Bamabino's defense, Stanford did not give up 50 to Arizona........they only gave up 49!!

 

[WhiteMamba]

In Bamabino's defense, Stanford did not give up 50 to Arizona........they only gave up 49!!

 

[Texas Jefe]

One of the upcoming rules has to deal with faking injuries by those defenses that are pooped. Saw a lot of that in some of the opening games.

 

[Bamabino]

Sorry I couldn't sit here all day like some of you mod trolls. You keep bringing up Stanford, but it's all you got. Care to discuss the other teams mentioned that shut the Sitting Ducks down? How about Oregon wins over a top 5 team in the BCS era?