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[Southieinnc]

Use plastic ornaments?

Toddler-Proof Christmas Tree Solutions - Today's Parent

From posh to practical, we've got the best tips to toddler-proof your Christmas tree.

www.todaysparent.com

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Use plastic ornaments?

Toddler-Proof Christmas Tree Solutions - Today's Parent

From posh to practical, we've got the best tips to toddler-proof your Christmas tree.

www.todaysparent.com

Hmm...back in the 60's we strung popcorn and cranberries for decoration.

I had forgotten all about that.

 

[Southieinnc]

Hmm...back in the 60's we strung popcorn and cranberries for decoration.

I had forgotten all about that.

My Alaskan Malamute ate all the tinsel off the tree.
Should have seen him take a shit!

 

[nefansince75]

My Alaskan Malamute ate all the tinsel off the tree.
Should have seen him take a shit!

Yes, because we live to see decorated poop.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Yes, because we live to see decorated poop.

We have been watching it all season long! WTF are you talking about?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

We have been watching it all season long! WTF are you talking about?

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Would you be ok with this knowing we wouldn’t get a top 2 pick anymore?

 

[nefansince75]

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Would you be ok with this knowing we wouldn’t get a top 2 pick anymore?

Yup, I root for my team to win the game.

 

[nefansince75]

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Would you be ok with this knowing we wouldn’t get a top 2 pick anymore?

I know I have already answered but I have a second response.

(picture a high, squeaky voice) Playoffs, you're talking about the playoffs? I'm just wondering if this team will win another game... Name the quote.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

lol

 

[nefansince75]

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If that were true we'd be winning more games.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

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Would you be ok with this knowing we wouldn’t get a top 2 pick anymore?

Hell yes, if that 7 seed gets us pick #32!!

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Name the quote.

Low hanging fruit.

 

[BigKen]

There were 40,000 empty seats last Sunday in Gillette. Had to be the weather.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I call it as I see it. Mac is a pussy. Joe Theismann didn’t cry like that after his leg twisted in half. And yes, o-line play… bad wr’s and multiple coaching schemes are all part of the problem. But he’s making boneheaded play after boneheaded play. So… in conclusion he’s a boneheaded pussy.

I have to agree. I can't speak for everyone but for myself and many other athletes we did everything to try and walk it off. Never let them see you cry. Well, unless you're Mac or a soccer player.

 

[BigKen]

I have to agree. I can't speak for everyone but for myself and many other athletes we did everything to try and walk it off. Never let them see you cry. Well, unless you're Mac or a soccer player.

Sadly, I'm as guilty as the next guy for telling a kid to 'try to walk it off'. If there's no blood, no severe alteration of a bone or joint, you never consider a tear. Just doing some research on HGH. Seems that we as humans produce a shitload of the stuff until we reach around the age of 25. Telling someone to walk off pain stimulates the production and the brain sends it to speed up and assist the healing.

They're finding that it will slow the aging process and if the correct amount is injected, it can stop it. HGH is legal and can only be gotten by prescription. It's becoming the biggest black market drug in the world.

Growth hormone, athletic performance, and aging - Harvard Health

Some men use growth hormone as an anti-aging treatment, even though it is illegal to market it for this purpose. Studies of test subjects who took growth hormone found a high incidence of side effe...

www.health.harvard.edu

 

[BigKen]

If you have an HGH deficiency your insurance will generally cover the therapy by a physician. Depending on the dosage:
$1000 - $5000 a month. Cheap to extend one's life.

 

[Southieinnc]

If you have an HGH deficiency your insurance will generally cover the therapy by a physician. Depending on the dosage:
$1000 - $5000 a month. Cheap to extend one's life.

Extremely cheap for an athlete like peyton Manning

 

[BigKen]

Extremely cheap for an athlete like peyton Manning

He probably gets them for free.

 

[nefansince75]

Is there anybody who didn't already know about this?

https://thespun.com/more/top-stories/tom-brady-tara-reid-relationship

A buddy of mine who was very non-pop culture was asked for directions to "South Station" by a woman in 2002 or 2003 sometime. He said he was going there and offered to guide her. They chatted along the way and left he her saying "good luck with that acting thing", never knowing who Tara Reid was.