Second cup of Coffee Talk

[dash]

Well, scratch the opening day pitch for the Nationals, maybe a ceremonial tee shot at Augusta or the US Open?

Trump won’t throw first pitch on Nationals opening day

Edit: On second thought, Trump at the US Open is quite the oxymoron.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well, scratch the opening day pitch for the Nationals, maybe a ceremonial tee shot at Augusta or the US Open?

Trump won’t throw first pitch on Nationals opening day

Edit: On second thought, Trump at the US Open is quite the oxymoron.

Report: Donald Trump thinks he's good enough to play on the PGA Tour

Ceremonial? I'm going to be in the field. I've registered for qualifying at Mar-a-Lago. And honestly folks, after I qualify to be in the field they'll all withdraw. Rory McIlroy. Jason Day, I think he's a Muslim from Mexico by the way. Greg Norman, whose golf course I just bought because its course rating was really very low. They'll see my yuge first drive and they'll know. I just have IT. No point in going any further. Look, these guys work hard but they don't have IT. Mostly losers to be honest. Did you know that there were less PGA Tour winners than there were events last year? I mean how is that even possible? It's a disaster. It really is a disaster but, look, I'm going to win 2 majors this year. I didn't want to say it but... maybe 3. I might not have time to play in the one overseas. It's high time an American starting WINNING again!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Well, we had Mordecai 'Three-Finger' Brown, now we have Donald 'Tiny Fingers' Trump.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well, we had Mordecai 'Three-Finger' Brown, now we have Donald 'Tiny Fingers' Trump.

I think Jim Abbott had more cumulative finger length than Donny.


/Too soon?

 

[Comeds]

I think Jim Abbott had more cumulative finger length than Donny.


/Too soon?

I've got to hand it to you, that made me chuckle.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I've got to hand it to you, that made me chuckle.

Some folks may take offense but usually my sense of humour is really disarming.

 

[dash]

Some folks may take offense but usually my sense of humour is really disarming.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

id pay to watch tiny fingers Trump try and throw a split finger fastball

 

[forty_three]

I have always kept the 'Hoop whitelisted in my ad blocker. But these new ads that are showing up today might change that.

 

[Comeds]

I have always kept the 'Hoop whitelisted in my ad blocker. But these new ads that are showing up today might change that.

OK, so its not just me. They suck.

 

[forty_three]

OK, so its not just me. They suck.

25 reasons why these ads are awful! #4 will SHOCK YOU and make you laugh at Hillary Clinton!

 

[Comeds]

25 reasons why these ads are awful! #4 will SHOCK YOU and make you laugh at Hillary Clinton!

Do not try probiotics BEFORE reading this!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

was at a seminar where discussion turned to the use of algorithms for financial analysis and eventually audit services and rendering audit opinions

over/under 50 years on that? inveterate says TAKE THE UNDER!!!

/Ive said it before ... engineers ... make sure you turn out the lights when youre the last ones to leave the building

//what am i thinking ... the lights already turn off by themselves lol

bet dashs brother in laws cucumber farm on the UNDER!!!!!

 

[elocomotive]

I've got to hand it to you, that made me chuckle.

Some folks may take offense but usually my sense of humour is really disarming.

You guys always have your finger on the pulse of the people.

 

[Comeds]

I have always kept the 'Hoop whitelisted in my ad blocker. But these new ads that are showing up today might change that.

Any way to stop them? I usually use Firefox at work.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

imo he should have gonna with "like giving a russian hooker a golden shower in a hurricane"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wha?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

wha?

Man those Muslims have some weird ideas about gender relations.

Ohh, sorry, misread that.

Carry on Christian right. Carry on!!!