Second cup of Coffee Talk

[thedddd]

"I get exercise. I mean I walk, I this, I that," Trump told Reuters. "I run over to a building next door. I get more exercise than people think."

Gee I am hoping for Denise Austin or Richard Simmons will come out with the "I this, I that" exercise plan. PLEASE!

 

[thedddd]

"1,300 jobs added so far and still... oh, 320 of those were lost. Okay...;

980 jobs, people!! That's 0.0007% of the U.S. economy. Because cutting unspecified regulations brings freedom and.... seriously, that's it.

I'm going back to watch TV."

Yeah can't let those pesky facts get in the way of a Fox and Friends....eh i am mean Trump..... narrative.

 

[dare2be]

#MAGASTURBATION

This is the funniest thing I will see all week.

 

[Darkstone42]

"I get exercise. I mean I walk, I this, I that," Trump told Reuters. "I run over to a building next door. I get more exercise than people think."

Gee I am hoping for Denise Austin or Richard Simmons will come out with the "I this, I that" exercise plan. PLEASE!

Oh, he walks next door. Man. High impact cardio training, that. I don't think I could handle Trump's workout plan.

 

[thedddd]

Oh, he walks next door. Man. High impact cardio training, that. I don't think I could handle Trump's workout plan.

What you don't want results that make you look like this:

 

[forty_three]

#MAGASTURBATION

This is the funniest thing I will see all week.

I clicked "like" because of "Fake Bruise"

 

[Comeds]

comeds: "difference #1 - this boy has a big wet stain on his face, mom"

Ugh, that's disgusting....and probably the best thing I will read all day.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

i was gonna say ... when he goes stumpin to one of these heavy industry workplaces ... someone needs to put a disguised industrial weigh scale under the podium and then when he steps up to speak ... pull the curtain on the front to reveal his weight

He got any rallies coming up at a zoo?

 

[thedddd]

Stormy Daniels Claims Trump Is 'Terrified' of Sharks: He Said 'I Hope All the Sharks Die'

Where is LandShark when you need him!

Landshark

 

[dash]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

 

[forty_three]

Stormy Daniels Claims Trump Is 'Terrified' of Sharks: He Said 'I Hope All the Sharks Die'

Where is LandShark when you need him!

Landshark

Of course he hates the Sharks - they were Puerto Rican.

 

[Darkstone42]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

 

[thedddd]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

 

[dash]

Breaking News: US Department of Health and Human Services announces stork baby delivery pilot project

 

[KennyBanyeah]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[dash]

^

 

[thedddd]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

Sadly I had to listen to this video yet again and again and again and again to get over the da-fuq to finally get to

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Sorry to interrupt the echo chamber my portly friends, but here is something to puzzle your chubby little heads about. An article about Trump supporters opinions.

I'll leave you betas for a while so you can read how America still loves the ultimate alpha male. I'll be back later with stories about how government chemicals in the water are triggering fish, mainly the trigger fish. And how the demzszs are planning a terroirst attack against a school from the back of a taco/shawarma joint. Stay tuned fellow Americans and Californians and New Yorkians!!

Opinion | ‘Vision, Chutzpah and Some Testosterone’

 

[forty_three]

President Trump apparently wants to change human biology...

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/954410772158976000/pu/vid/480x480/Ci0D-2E39LDPSB7K.mp4

I watched that a few times before I realized I hadn't had a stroke.

Sorry to interrupt the echo chamber my portly friends, but here is something to puzzle your chubby little heads about. An article about Trump supporters opinions.

I'll leave you betas for a while so you can read how America still loves the ultimate alpha male. I'll be back later with stories about how government chemicals in the water are triggering fish, mainly the trigger fish. And how the demzszs are planning a terroirst attack against a school from the back of a taco/shawarma joint. Stay tuned fellow Americans and Californians and New Yorkians!!

Opinion | ‘Vision, Chutzpah and Some Testosterone’

But then I read that and thought maybe I did.