Second cup of Coffee Talk

[elocomotive]

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Trump throws out paper towels to help clean up flood waters, but lazy Puerto Ricans didn't even try to catch it.

 

[dash]

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If I'm going to fling crap, I might as well fling something to clean it up.

 

[forty_three]

The strict gun laws that Australia brought in after their mass shooting tragedy in 1996 has certainly had a positive effect in that country. I doubt that it would ever be adopted in America though for a myriad of reasons that have been hashed and re-hashed time and time again.

 

[Comeds]

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These Trump Towels are the best. Terrific, just the best. Anyone who says they are shit is just a fake news loser and sad!

 

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^^

YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE SECOND AMENDMENT!!!

Yes you can, it's called an amendment.

 

[elocomotive]

^^

YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE SECOND AMENDMENT!!!

Yes you can, it's called an amendment.

To be fair, I don't think the Second Amendment says anything about paper towels.

 

[dash]

To be fair, I don't think the Second Amendment says anything about paper towels.

Oh yeah, smart guy?!? What about Bounty paper towels?

 

[elocomotive]

Oh yeah, smart guy?!? What about Bounty paper towels?

Only if they are used to clean up after a militia.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

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i made a caption samich

*splash* "Swish! ... right in the bucket! what a shot? Did you all know the Knicks once tried to sign me? They missed out! Now all they do is lose! Disgusting! Sad! Hey you all down there ... dont you ingrates turn your backs on me!!!"



/sorry ... quick very low budget photoshop lol

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Same goes for Canada, right?

I'd be all for stricter gun laws in Canada. And if no assault weapon were to ever see Canadian soil again I'd be happier than a pig in shit.

So fuck yeah, Canada too. And tomorrow is not too soon, please and thank you.

 

[thedddd]

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Here yah go you libtard beta cucks to dry your snowflake tears.... (did I do that right? )

 

[BGDave]

Here yah go you libtard beta cucks to dry your snowflake tears.... (did I do that right? )

Only thing you missed was to call out at least 3 posters by name.

Well done

 

[jstewismybastardson]

he always reminds me of mayor quimby lol

 

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[Comeds]

he always reminds me of mayor quimby lol

Trump: And a lot of people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble. Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?

Air Force representative: Sir, I’m representing the Air Force.

Trump: Not anymore you're not.

 

[thedddd]

This one leaves you speachless.

Next he is going to brag that under his watch the size of the Vegas shooting.
Seriously I truly think he doesn't realize Puerto Rico is a US territory.

 

[forty_three]

Rep. Tim Murphy, popular with pro-life movement, urged abortion in affair, texts suggest

*sigh*

 

[KennyBanyeah]

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Donny Twitterhands is never afraid to tackle the tough tissues.

 

[Groo]

Donny Twitterhands is never afraid to tackle the tough tissues.

Those aren't the tougher pickerupper papertowels ?
Would be just like the donald to bring generic

 

[jstewismybastardson]