SB halftime show guesses

[Hank Kingsley]

The halftime show is for women, queers, and liberal 'men'.

Whew, glad I never watch it.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Even if that were true that would still be better than the washed up stars from the 1980's fans on this board want.

I don't care who they have. It isn't going to grace my TV set anyway.

You can have your shit hip hop or rap act.

 

[PatsFanInColtsCountry]

In honor of NFL100!, the NFL has decided to go Old School.

The Halftime show will be Up With People (featuring the 1986 Cast!!), and the University of Miami Marching Band.

 

[Wamu]

Vanilla Ice.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Last Super Bowl party I was at I think was 2008 or something (was right after Seattle lost to Pitts which I watched alone). But basically you nailed every single one of the reasons you don't want to attend one. That last party I got in an argument with someone to "STFU" and I think it was the 'casual fan who doesn't really know much about football but tries to explain everything.' And a few times I yelled 'okay quiet' to the "theater students". End of day I had to apologize to the host because I was apparently a major buzz kill and told him I'd never attend another one again.

But yes, it annoys the F out of me... people wont shut up and watch the game, people actually shut up for the commercials/half time show and then start talking ABOUT THOSE during the game. Some chick always comes by "Do you like my dip!?" or some shit, and since women are invited it's the WORST. I'm not sexist, but end of day MOST women don't know anything about football or care... so what do they do? Talk... about annoying shit.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

I fucking hate watching a Super Bowl (or most any game) with most anybody but my son.

Like Don Cherry saying it's always a woman getting hit by a puck, cause she's always yapping to the person next to her instead of watching the on ice action....

 

[Chewbaccer]

If they had any balls, it would be Hank 3, and no censorship

 

[YankeeRebel]

They should get AC DC

 

[GNG]

I'd watch these guys...

 

[TechRaiderRider]

how bout some
spice bitches -

oh, and that commercial
with the three frogs saying "Bud" "Wise" "Er"
is hilariously funny -

 

[The Q]

I heard one of that guy's songs for the first time like 2 weeks ago. The lyrics sounded like they were written by a 12 year old with down syndrome.

That’s Taylor Swift..I understand your confusion since they’re basically the same...

 

[Cave_Johnson]

That’s Taylor Swift..I understand your confusion since they’re basically the same...

Sheeren looks like he has bigger tits.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Sheeren looks like he has bigger tits.

I keep getting told I "have to see Yesterday."

It will be the first time I ever see him when I do rent it.

 

[Cyder]

I don't care who is there as I go to take a dump and then go outside to smoke. If I hit the half time score in the pool I'll be too busy celebrating anyway. And this time I'm winning the fucking half! 2 of the last 3 years I had the number with under 40 seconds left in the half and got screwed.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I don't care who is there as I go to take a dump and then go outside to smoke. If I hit the half time score in the pool I'll be too busy celebrating anyway. And this time I'm winning the fucking half! 2 of the last 3 years I had the number with under 40 seconds left in the half and got screwed.

I tell my remote control to "fast forward 30 minutes". Then I'm back to the action.

"Pause" is for emergencies like a dump. And my fireplace in the same room is my fume hood....