Robinson Cano suspended 80 games for PED's

[redseat]

I'm not a real doctor, I just play one with your wife

and I play her therapist

 

[Pure Steel]

and I play her therapist

Or is that.....the rapist?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

and I play her therapist

Sexual assault is no laughing matter

 

[redseat]

Sexual assault is no laughing matter

I know.. But patient doctor confidentiality

 

[redseat]

Or is that.....the rapist?

hahaha nope.... Guess you don't think highly of therapists

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I know.. But patient doctor confidentiality

Peeps be violatin' HIPAA like a mofo up in here

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'd have to confer with Dr Dirt first, SportsHoopla's vaginal/rectal expert....I believe he did a paper on this exact same drug....It's published somewhere.....

Yes, it's on the middle-stall door of the men's restroom in Stan's

 

[redseat]

Peeps be violatin' HIPAA like a mofo up in here

not me......

 

[Pure Steel]

hahaha nope.... Guess you don't think highly of therapists

It was on SNL.....the Jeopardy skit with the guy playing Sean Connery.....

 

[redseat]

It was on SNL.....the Jeopardy skit with the guy playing Sean Connery.....

oh... had no idea... Haven't watched SNL in like 20 years

 

[Rock Strongo]

Exactly what it does, I don't know, best guess is it filters any PEDs in your system faster.

the more you piss

the faster shit gets out of you for a drug test

 

[WizardHawk]

That's pretty stupid lol.

Basically he is only going to miss a month due to the suspension. He was already scheduled to be out til mid July with his wrist injury

The no post season eligibility part of it is potentially bad.

I mean they haven't been in post season in forever, but now the team has to have that planned for and that's not a small consideration.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I'd have to confer with Dr Dirt first, SportsHoopla's vaginal/rectal expert....I believe he did a paper on this exact same drug....It's published somewhere.....

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

the more you piss

the faster shit gets out of you for a drug test

I feel a couch pisser story coming

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

the more you piss

the faster shit gets out of you for a drug test

And consequently, the faster it's out of your system and no longer actually giving you an advantage?

Really not seeing how this is a benefit. Seems like an awful lot of effort for minimal gain

 

[Pure Steel]

U-N-O

 

[Pure Steel]

Those damn cheating Mariners......

 

[Rock Strongo]

And consequently, the faster it's out of your system and no longer actually giving you an advantage?

Really not seeing how this is a benefit. Seems like an awful lot of effort for minimal gain

you gain the benefits WHILE its in your system. if you take steroids you dont always have steroids in you. you do cycles.

just an example. pissing it out clears you of any positive test, but the benefits have already been gained.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

you gain the benefits WHILE its in your system. if you take steroids you dont always have steroids in you. you do cycles.

just an example. pissing it out clears you of any positive test, but the benefits have already been gained.

But then you have to know when the drug test is coming, in order to take the diuretic.

Aren't they random?