Robinson Cano suspended 80 games for PED's

[Used 2 B Hu]

Zero excuses. What a douche. M's having their best season in years, with (too early) whispers of a postseason shot, finally, and this asshole screws us like this.

You insensitive jerk! He's got a medical condition!

 

[Manster7588]

I hope Mookie Betts is next

You should be worried about Judge.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

:useful:

Makes a little more sense, but since it's cleaning out your urine very rapidly, it's probably also flushing out the actual PED, so where's the real benefit?

It's okay, you can tell me, i won't alert any authorities

I'm not a real doctor, I just play one with your wife

 

[bksballer89]

No, he can return in August and finish out the rest of the regular season, but would be ineligible for post season play if the M's somehow find themselves in that position.

That's pretty stupid lol.

Basically he is only going to miss a month due to the suspension. He was already scheduled to be out til mid July with his wrist injury

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You should be worried about Judge.

Cause the 6'8 270 lb guy is less likely to hit HRs than the guy built like Mother Marge?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm not a real doctor, I just play one with your wife

She said that last colonoscopy was terrible

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

She said that last colonoscopy was terrible

Only for one of us

 

[Rock Strongo]

Full disclosure: This is what they gave my kid when he was 3-4 years old, Lasix (furosemide). It makes you pee, a lot. He needed it because he had had heart surgeries, and he needed to clean off all that extra fluid.

I can't imagine in what way it's a performance enhancer, other than to make you run faster to the toilet

diuretics help clean you out. fast.

 

[DHoey]

No, he can return in August and finish out the rest of the regular season, but would be ineligible for post season play if the M's somehow find themselves in that position.

*** Doesn't ESPN still refer to Cano as Ex-Yankee Robinson Cano?

 

[Manster7588]

Cause the 6'8 270 lb guy is less likely to hit HRs than the guy built like Mother Marge?

No, because he has a Roger Clemens looking head.

 

[Pure Steel]

Cause the 6'8 270 lb guy is less likely to hit HRs than the guy built like Mother Marge?

It's like being surprised that Shrek tossed around those two foot guards at the castle.....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No, because he has a Roger Clemens looking head.

Isn't that from the Mel Tillis song?

"Yer just a Coke-a-cola cowboy,
ya got a Eastwood smile, and a Roger Clemens head"

 

[Pure Steel]

Isn't that from the Mel Tillis song?

"Yer just a Coke-a-cola cowboy,
ya got a Eastwood smile, and a Roger Clemens head"

"and please stop fucking your cousins"

 

[Manster7588]

Full disclosure: This is what they gave my kid when he was 3-4 years old, Lasix (furosemide). It makes you pee, a lot. He needed it because he had had heart surgeries, and he needed to clean off all that extra fluid.

I can't imagine in what way it's a performance enhancer, other than to make you run faster to the toilet

Athletes use diuretics as a masking agent and/or to lose weight.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

It's like being surprised that Shrek tossed around those two foot guards at the castle.....

Lmao
Gold

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"and please stop fucking your cousins"

Gonna need to see some pics of these cousins before I pass jedgement

 

[Tech_God]

I'm not a real doctor, I just play one with your wife

I hear that she served you with malpractice papers......

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Athletes use diuretics as a masking agent and/or to lose weight.

Dr. Dirt already chimed in on that. Do you understand how it masks the PED but doesn't nullify its effects? Cause I'm not certain it would be a net benefit, myself.

 

[Manster7588]

Dr. Dirt already chimed in on that. Do you understand how it masks the PED but doesn't nullify its effects? Cause I'm not certain it would be a net benefit, myself.

Exactly what it does, I don't know, best guess is it filters any PEDs in your system faster.

 

[Pure Steel]

I'd have to confer with Dr Dirt first, SportsHoopla's vaginal/rectal expert....I believe he did a paper on this exact same drug....It's published somewhere.....