Rivals Banned

[SignalBama]

He can't afford the rims I have on the Excalibur2000

That sounds like a name Stephen King would make up for a Silver Bullet sequel.

 

[Tidergirl]

Probably hungry, he got left behind on the rivals site when I got booted and he's too stupid to find his way here.

My pond is starting to freeze over for the winter too. He's on his own this year if he falls through the ice again. Unfortunately, the value of a BJ at my house dropped significantly over the past off season.

Call @jackrabbit slim he will rescue your cat for ya.

 

[Toadman005]

False. You're awesome cause you told me already.

That is true, I am never wrong.

 

[Tidergirl]

It starts with a webcam and a smile.

Have you ever tried suck starting your revolver? Just say'n

 

[Toadman005]

Why would your boner be weird? It's cartwheeling through a valley of cock. What's weird about it?

Yeah though I tumble through the valley of dick, I shall fear no ED...for thy throbbin rod and its long shaft protect me.

 

[MKrip]

Hope you are doing well my friend.

Thanks!

Things are going about as good as they could be considering all the bullshit that happened. It hasn't been a walk in the park by any stretch though.

To me though, if Hell did exist, it would be a place where everything came far too easy. If life was without struggle, it wouldn't be worth living.

 

[NU_FTW]

Hey, Fuckstick. If you didn't go to bed or leave to blow your guy, I expect you to continue our conversation.

Sorry was helping the wife with something, what was the last thing we discussed sorry.

 

[Toadman005]

Have you ever tried suck starting your revolver? Just say'n

Forgive me, I'm not overly familiar with gun **** fantasy scenarios but it almost sounds as if you're suggesting he commits suicide by pistol.

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Have you ever tried suck starting your revolver? Just say'n

I can see now that you're into the kinky stuff.

 

[Toadman005]

He can't afford the rims I have on the Excalibur2000

You have an Excalibur 2000?!?!? Holy Shit!!! My Merlin!

Anal athrak.

Keyword. Anal.

 

[Tidergirl]

Forgive me, I'm not overly familiar with gun **** fantasy scenarios but it almost sounds as if you're suggesting he commits suicide by pistol.[/QUOTE

I have no idea what that means. I heard it somewhere

 

[michigaNDer]

Have you ever tried suck

Forgive me, I'm not overly familiar with gun **** fantasy scenarios but it almost sounds as if you're suggesting he commits suicide by pistol.

Never heard of an AR-69?

 

[Jtrain80]

Thanks!

Things are going about as good as they could be considering all the bullshit that happened. It hasn't been a walk in the park by any stretch though.

To me though, if Hell did exist, it would be a place where everything came far too easy. If life was without struggle, it wouldn't be worth living.

Hell yeah man. Long as you ain't drowning in the pond I am happy for you.

 

[CouchOnFire]

Never heard of an AR-69?

NO ONE needs an AR 69! There are many other ways to get oral without the possibility of someone shitting in your nostrils.

 

[handicappers]

NO ONE needs an AR 69! There are many other ways to get oral without the possibility of someone shitting in your nostrils.

Isn't that foreplay?

 

[MKrip]

Hell yeah man. Long as you ain't drowning in the pond I am happy for you.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Forgive me, I'm not overly familiar with gun **** fantasy scenarios but it almost sounds as if you're suggesting he commits suicide by pistol.

And that's just fucked up. There are so many other ways that don't require so much clean up.

 

[CouchOnFire]

Isn't that foreplay?

Maybe in Blacksburg?

 

[Toadman005]

I have no idea what that means. I heard it somewhere

Haha I said it on Ruvals many times before told to knock it off.

 

[Jtrain80]

I have no idea what that means. I heard it somewhere

I hate to dig, but did you had an issue, then stopped posting for a couple months. Then came back and was vague.

Are you really ok?