Report on Smith's meeting with the Dolphins

[yossarian]

Dolphins Spend Entire Meeting With Alex Smith Venting About Free Agents They Couldn?t Sign | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Flyingiguana]

prozac should sponsor their stadium

 

[NinerSickness]

Wow. Talk about negotiating from a point of weakness.

"We're so pathetic nobody wants us! It's like we don't exist! ...Uh, please sign with us."

 

[arsenal6106]

Gotta love The Onion

 

[tallglassofwater007]

Gotta love The Onion

Yeah, I'm not sure if everyone realized that it isn't real. That's what makes The Onion so great.

 

[NinerSickness]

Yeah, I'm not sure if everyone realized that it isn't real. That's what makes The Onion so great.

lol!

They got me.

 

[I_am_1z]

Yeah, I'm not sure if everyone realized that it isn't real. That's what makes The Onion so great.

you ruined it

 

[yossarian]

I was waiting for someone to notice.

 

[Flyingiguana]

it's the onion, everything is true on the onion...

 

[arsenal6106]

Yeah, I'm not sure if everyone realized that it isn't real. That's what makes The Onion so great.

haha I thought the same thing. Btw, this kind of reminds me of a story where a U.S Representative posted an Onion article about abortion clinics on his facebook. In our case, I think the OP was aware...


Congressman Falls for The Onion's Planned Parenthood 'Abortionplex' Story - National - The Atlantic Wire

 

[threelittleturds]

The Onion is awesome, about the best thing to come out of Wisconsin. I've been enjoying their work since the early 90s.

 

[Flyingiguana]

outside of cheese what else is there in wisconsin?

 

[optimist4720]

Snow..a lot of cold people...fresh water...stupid people..the guy we should have drafted instead of alex..

 

[MHSL82]

Snow..a lot of cold people...fresh water...stupid people..the guy we should have drafted instead of alex..

No way, there's no way I would have drafted Marviel Underwood ahead of Alex.

 

[NinerSickness]

Snow..a lot of cold people...fresh water...stupid people..the guy we should have drafted instead of alex..

Stupid People?

 

[threelittleturds]

Stupid People?

Maybe he meant Gene Wilder.... people who are stupid funny!

 

[wartyOne]

outside of cheese what else is there in wisconsin?

Beer. Meat sweats. A relatively successful professional football team.

But I digress. I really liked the link that said, "Broncos calling other teams to ask if they need somebody who can't play QB."

 

[mufasa76]

ohh nooo this is funny...wow

 

[bvanthielriceyoung]

outside of cheese what else is there in wisconsin?

Leinenkugel beer!

 

[wartyOne]

Leinenkugel beer!

New Glarus is awesome, too.