Reds thread

[OrangeBlackRedWhite]

We should start locking up more players. Who to sign long term next? Rolen?

 

[bengaldoug]

Are we really THIS bad!!!!!???????????????

 

[kramer1]

The Reds suck.

 

[vancelot23]

Are we really THIS bad!!!!!???????????????

So far, the Reds are crap. Votto, Bruce, and Phillips will get theirs, but Rolen better get his head out of his ass and somebody at the back end of the lineup needs to hit.

 

[cincygrad]

What a terrible team. What's sad is that we are wasting decent pitching efforts. Arroyo isn't going to give you many gems like last night's.... Bailey is a 5th starter at best so his effort today was about the best you can expect from him. It's going to be a long year.

 

[vancelot23]

They're the worst-hitting team in the league. Pitiful.

 

[OrangeBlackRedWhite]

In Dusty We Trusty! No fault with Walt! The Price is Right! There's No Baloney with Jacoby!

(The last one was a stretch)

 

[ckhokie]

I'm not so sure I couldn't strike drew Stubbs out.

 

[vancelot23]

I've got an 80-mph fastball that Stubbs couldn't hit with a tennis racket.

 

[kramer1]

I've got an 80-mph fastball that Stubbs couldn't hit with a tennis racket.

He can hit the fastball no problem. For some reason every once and while a pitcher will actually throw him one. Makes no sense as to why they would, though.

 

[BigBlueNation111]

They're the worst-hitting team in the league. Pitiful.

Boy this sucks,i hope they can get this "monkey"off there back and start hitting the friggin ball!! I thought they said they've have worked on Stubbs offense???

 

[DanBengalfan]

Boy this sucks,i hope they can get this "monkey"off there back and start hitting the friggin ball!! I thought they said they've have worked on Stubbs offense???

maybe they just wanted it to be more offensive?

 

[BigBlueNation111]

maybe they just wanted it to be more offensive?

??..you messin with me Dan?

 

[vancelot23]

maybe they just wanted it to be more offensive?

It worked. His hitting couldn't offend me more if he tried.

 

[cincyreds45212]

I wanna fuck the bitch behind the batter in the white tank top...sexy bitch

 

[cincyreds45212]

shes gotta big ass mouth, u can hear her screaming through the mic, she needs a dong

 

[cincygrad]

I wanna fuck the bitch behind the batter in the white tank top...sexy bitch

I could be confusing posters, but I thought you were religious?

 

[kramer1]

I could be confusing posters, but I thought you were religious?

"Jesus fukt"

 

[vancelot23]

Even Jesus likes titties.

 

[flamingrey]

I guess some people will attempt a joke at any cost...