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Quite possibly the worst beer list ever

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we want names......i know you went either west (pa) or south (wv) because no vt/nh/me slope is ever going to do that shitfest
North Jersey...name rhymes with "Fountain Crook"
 

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MGD?


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Honestly it’s a mans beer list.


OE and colt 45 and beast ice?

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crook rhymes with creek....how very avant-garde of you. ps that place was way cooler when it was "traction park"
Somebody told us it used to be several other places, or something. It sure was packed.
 

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how slushie was your "snow" broseph.......bennie count high or low?
It was pretty icy. I'm not a big ski guy so i just went tubing, which was good on the ice. It also was hailing most of the morning
 

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I'll drink a shit beer if that's all you've got, but I was just surprised at the selection in this place. They billed themselves as some kind of premiere ski resort, and the beer list looked like it was made by some sophomores at Rutgers

No premier ski resorts in the east.
 

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I once was told by a beer aficionado that he likes everything yuengling and better. He said if a place has yuengling or better, he's good.
 

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It's funny, I'm not a beer snob, but I will not drink crap beer! What I mean is that I am not going to micro-analyze a beer. There are simply decent beers and crap beers. I pretty much have a favorite beer when I go to a country: As I have mentioned, I like Castle in South Africa, but I also love Guinness in Ireland and Grolsh in the Netherlands. Probably my 3 favorite beers + I love IPAs of all sorts.
Castle is also popular in Australia. You know what isn't? You can barely find a fosters anywhere.
 

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Castle is also popular in Australia. You know what isn't? You can barely find a fosters anywhere.
Truth! I saw ONE Foster's sign and not a single Foster's in a Pub in 8 days in Sydney! It's a for export only beer, I believe. What I did have in Sydney was my very first Guinness. So, there is that!
 

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I don't know if this thought ever occurred to your mentally deranged sick mind; but there are literally kids in Africa or Iraq or some shit who would give both their nuts to come into possession of 40 ounces of ANY LIQUID, much less be offered the chance to drink a classy AF beverage as Yuengling (or as we like to call it here in the tri-state, a lager).

On a related note, I'm pretty sure our buddy Cedrique woke up, posted that comment about Schmitty, and then found out the Phillies hadn't signed Harper or Machado and slipped back into his coma. I'm creating a task force team and we're headed out to Austin this weekend to save him.
I bartended in Maryland for years and mother fuckers would come in to my ass to crotch bar and fight their way up and ask for a lager. They would get met with the same look (what are you, a dumbass?) and line, "Do you have any idea how many different lagers we have?" It took me a while to change my line (not the look, mind you) to, "Are you from Pennsylvania?"
 

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"Fosters... Australian for Budweiser"
 

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I'll drink a youngling but they get skunky because the green bottles. Their Porter and black and tan are good.
 

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No premier ski resorts in the east.
I wouldn't know...I guess they had a very liberal definition of premier. Ol Lady is the ski person in our family. She used to go to this place because it's close to the city, but said there are much better places in New England.

Our kids hate the outdoors so we're not going to drive 6 hours and rent two expensive rooms for a weekend just to hear them bitch about how bored they are. We get that for free at home
 

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Hey, I totally get it, my own kids were with me at the time, and I made sure they saw me drink every ounce of that Colt 45... "For the children in Africa and India"
Now that's Classy AF #ForTheKids

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I'll drink a shit beer if that's all you've got, but I was just surprised at the selection in this place. They billed themselves as some kind of premiere ski resort, and the beer list looked like it was made by some sophomores at Rutgers
Hu, I've been to Rutgers' campus my sophomore year. I knew sophomores at Rutgers. I've gotten plastered at parties with Rutgers sophomores. Senator, that's no Rutgers sophomore beer list.

Looks more like some Montclair or TCNJ bullshit to me...
 
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