Quite possibly the worst beer list ever

[Used 2 B Hu]

Was at this ski lodge earlier today, went to the bar and this is what they offered:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm not exactly a beer snob anymore, but come on, man... About 3/4 of that list was redundant. And I'm not sure who on the staff is so enamored of malt liquor. I'm not a big ski-er so I don't know; maybe nothing replenishes electrolytes after a hard day on the slopes like Schlitz malt liquor or Old English, but I have my doubts.

I ordered the Sam Adams and was told "we're all out.". I think they just put it on there so they don't look completely like a bunch of drunken frat boys

 

[Duffman]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

At least toss a Guinness in there, amirite?

 

[The Derski]

PBR 4 lyfe

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

PBR 4 lyfe

All those tats deserve a rainbow

 

[Omar 382]

Was at this ski lodge earlier today, went to the bar and this is what they offered:View attachment 198663

I don't know if this thought ever occurred to your mentally deranged sick mind; but there are literally kids in Africa or Iraq or some shit who would give both their nuts to come into possession of 40 ounces of ANY LIQUID, much less be offered the chance to drink a classy AF beverage as Yuengling (or as we like to call it here in the tri-state, a lager).

On a related note, I'm pretty sure our buddy Cedrique woke up, posted that comment about Schmitty, and then found out the Phillies hadn't signed Harper or Machado and slipped back into his coma. I'm creating a task force team and we're headed out to Austin this weekend to save him.

 

[78Cyclones]

I've seen worse!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

there are literally kids in Africa or Iraq or some shit who would give both their nuts to come into possession of 40 ounces of ANY LIQUID, much less be offered the chance to drink a classy AF beverage as Yuengling (or as we like to call it here in the tri-state, a lager).

Hey, I totally get it, my own kids were with me at the time, and I made sure they saw me drink every ounce of that Colt 45... "For the children in Africa and India"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I've seen worse!

Did it have options like "turpentine" and "brasso" on it?

 

[78Cyclones]

Castle Lager in South Africa. FTW!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Castle Lager in South Africa. FTW!

Oooh, is that the one brewed with formaldehyde?!?

 

[78Cyclones]

Oooh, is that the one brewed with formaldehyde?!?

No, but OB Beer in South Korea is! Had that one too!

 

[beardown07]

Is there really a need for two Mexican beers? I mean, Mexicans only drink Mexican beer so that their diarrhea isn't as severe??

 

[78Cyclones]

Is there really a need for two Mexican beers? I mean, Mexicans only drink Mexican beer so that their diarrhea isn't as severe??

I vote to keep Pacifico!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No, but OB Beer in South Korea is! Had that one too!

I've had that too, in some Korean bbq places up here. I didn't go blind

 

[beardown07]

I vote to keep Pacifico!

By far the best of the two.


It's a pretty sad beer list, when that is probably the one that I would've actually ordered.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I'm not exactly a beer snob anymore, but come on, man... About 3/4 of that list was redundant. And I'm not sure who on the staff is so enamored of malt liquor. I'm not a big ski-er so I don't know; maybe nothing replenishes electrolytes after a hard day on the slopes like Schlitz malt liquor or Old English, but I have my doubts.

I ordered the Sam Adams and was told "we're all out.". I think they just put it on there so they don't look completely like a bunch of drunken frat boys

You were patronizing this place. Any credibility they may have had was long gone

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Is there really a need for two Mexican beers? I mean, Mexicans only drink Mexican beer so that their diarrhea isn't as severe??

It's like I'm saying

At least they didn't carry any A-B stuff, since they already had the "American shit-style" covered

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I vote to keep Pacifico!

By far the best of the two.


It's a pretty sad beer list, when that is probably the one that I would've actually ordered.

that's actually the second beer i ordered.