Phillies 2021 season thread

[Cedrique]

Just happened to me again... my bedroom carpet is now soaking wet because this girl I know from work called to ask if I wanted to go see a show with her tonight. WTF

hopefully she's driving.....'cause if you drag your rig out there you know it's gonna break down--and then where will you be with no warranty? Big mistake

 

[Cedrique]

This is where Wheeler needs to prove he can be a stopper.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

This is where Wheeler needs to prove he can be a stopper.

So far so good

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Torreyes probably fucks 3-5 girls per week

 

[Cedrique]

Torreyes probably fucks 3-5 girls per week

chicks dig the glove work

 

[Cedrique]

The Fightin's being shut out by a guy named Madison. The horror....

 

[California Creme Puffs]

chicks dig the glove work

That commercial is still awesome... and probably sexist nowadays

 

[California Creme Puffs]

The Fightin's being shut out by a guy named Madison. The horror....

Dude WTF- my uncle Stevie Susdorf once dropped a fly ball in Madison, WI... wait no, that was actually in Detroit

 

[Cedrique]

Dude WTF- my uncle Stevie Susdorf once dropped a fly ball in Madison, WI... wait no, that was actually in Detroit

yeah, you've ruined some careers. No doubt about that

 

[Cedrique]

this is getting embarrassing. Rico Brogna is turning over in his grave

 

[California Creme Puffs]

What the fuck.....

 

[Cedrique]

for those of you watching on espn deportes, the phrase of the day is "shit show". As in "the Phillies left for Arizona with high expectations but it quickly turned into an absolute shit show".

 

[Cedrique]

para los que miran en espn deportes, la frase del día es "shit show". Como en "los Filis se fueron a Arizona con grandes expectativas, pero rápidamente se convirtió en un espectáculo shit show".

 

[California Creme Puffs]

para los que miran en espn deportes, la frase del día es "shit show". Como en "los Filis se fueron a Arizona con grandes expectativas, pero rápidamente se convirtió en un espectáculo shit show".

I thought you were really bilingual for a second, but now I see you edited your post. Reeks of google translate bs...

 

[Cedrique]

I thought you were really bilingual for a second, but now I see you edited your post. Reeks of google translate bs...

haha, yeah actually I fucked up the joke. I translated the whole thing, including "shit show", which didn't make any sense.

 

[Cedrique]

so basically we get a leadoff double, then haven't sniffed a hit since then

 

[California Creme Puffs]

"This is a level of ineptitude we haven't seen in a long, long time."
-Ruben Amaro Jr., circa today

"Yeah, we were talking about it yesterday... we don't understand the difference between batting average and on-base percentage."
-Paraphrase of Ruben Amaro Jr., circa 2013/2014 when he was GM of the Phillies

 

[Cedrique]

"This is a level of ineptitude we haven't seen in a long, long time."
-Ruben Amaro Jr., circa today

"Yeah, we were talking about it yesterday... we don't understand the difference between batting average and on-base percentage."
-Paraphrase of Ruben Amaro Jr., circa 2013/2014 when he was GM of the Phillies

even Amy Fadool is having trouble taking ole Braindead seriously

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Is this a fucking joke

 

[Cedrique]

How many times can the umps rob us?