Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Schwarber and Turner start with two outs. Dildoe alert!

 

[Retroram52]

Bohm starts the Third Inning! No score yet.

 

[Retroram52]

Just a typical Dildoes offense. They are headed to a third straight loss.

 

[Retroram52]

Just as I thought. Nola serves-up a homer and voila, the Bitches have the lead. Didn't take the Dildoes long to eff this up!

 

[Retroram52]

In 4 Innings, the Dildoes have just two hits. What a joke.

 

[Cedrique]

This season has been a lot of build up for nothing. I feel like if the Phillies were part of the 9/11 attacks they would be the plane that crashed harmlessly into a corn field in some bumfuck town outside of Pittsburgh.

(too soon?...It's been 23 years, right?)

 

[Retroram52]

Well, well, well. Wonders never cease. Schwarber grounded out to shortstop, Sosa scored. Rojas to Third Base.

 

[Retroram52]

The Phillies may be finally making an appearance. Turner hit sacrifice fly to Left Field, Rojas scored.

 

[Retroram52]

Nola and company better start getting people out at the plate or the Dildoes might be back!

 

[Cedrique]

I take it all back!

 

[Retroram52]

Time for a dub play!

 

[Retroram52]

Nice relief by Hoffman.

 

[Retroram52]

Turner, Bohm, Harper, and Castellanos still ofer.

 

[Retroram52]

Ah shit, which scatterbrained Strahm are we going to get today??!!

 

[Retroram52]

Two more Innings to get a run before we go to Overtime!

 

[Retroram52]

Wilson gets a dub!

 

[Retroram52]

Damn it Stott. Further!!!

 

[Retroram52]

Wilson gets to Third base with One Out!!

 

[Retroram52]

The Middle of the Dildoes order is completely ofer. This is just unacceptable.

 

[Retroram52]

Wilson is nearly singled-handedly keeping us in this game.