Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

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That's better. Schwarber singled to Center Field.

 

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Turner had the right idea. Just not far enough.

 

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That wasn't very productive.

 

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Let's go Strahm. Don't eff this up.

 

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Damn it, Strahm!!

 

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Well shit, Strahm. Are you dogshit today??!!

 

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DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT, STRAHM YOU ARE LOOKING LIKE KERKERING AND ALVARADO!!!

 

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DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!!!! THESE RELIEF PITCHERS WE HAVE IN OUR BULLPEN ARE SUCH SHIT!!! TODAY IT'S STRAHM!!!

 

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CUT THAT DAMN HAIR!! YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN GIRL STANDING OUT THERE!!!

 

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LET'S GO PHILLIES, BURY THIS GARBAGE!!

 

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Hoffman is in. Better.

 

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This on is done. Our relief Pitching staff is just plain shit. Strahm gave this game away when we had tied it. Hoffman gives-up the homer and now we are down two runs.

 

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Sosa gets it started with a single to Center field.

 

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Let's go Stevenson!! Get off your ass and get a hit!!

 

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Way to go ya flippin douchebag!!

 

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Man, that was incredibly disappointing as yet another relief bullpen Pitcher gives away another game!!

 

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Off we go to start a series with the Bitches in Atlanta on Tuesday!!

 

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Wheels is on the mound tonight.

 

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Leaving the bases loaded is just a piss-poor lost opportunity that the Bitches always use to their advantage. We are presently 2-4 against the Bitches and leaving the bases loaded is really stupid.

 

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Schwarber, Turner, Harper, Castellanos, ofer. This has to end.