Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Effin Kerkering gives-up another run. what a flippin joke this pile of dogshit is!!

 

[Retroram52]

Touchdown, FG, and a Safety!!

 

[Retroram52]

Well wonders never cease. The Dildoes makin' a comeback. Marsh singled to Right Field, Castellanos scored. Realmuto to Third Base. Then Stevenson singled to Center Field, Realmuto scored and Marsh to Third Base. Then Schwarber hit a sacrifice fly to Center Field, Marsh scored. A three-run Inning. we need a couple more of these.

 

[Retroram52]

Ah shit. Alvarado is in and he has already given-up a hit.

 

[Retroram52]

Why don't you walk McCarthy, Alvarado, ya flippin ragarm dumbass.

 

[Retroram52]

LOLOLOL!!! I KNEW I!! THAT DUMBASS ALVARADO JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF!!! HE GIVES-UP THE HOMER WITH EXTRA RUNS. OUR BULLPEN IS FULL OF DOGSHIT RAGARM PITCHERS AND AFTER SEVEN YEARS, THIS DUMBASS IS STILL DOING THE SAME DUMB SHIT!!

 

[Retroram52]

BACK-TO-BACK ASS-WHIPPINS!!! YEA THE DILDOES ARE GOING TO THE POST SEASON TO GET THER ASSES KICKED!!

 

[Retroram52]

Ragarm Lazar is in.

 

[Retroram52]

This Inning ought to be interesting. Let's see if the Dildoes already left to get on the plane.

 

[Retroram52]

That is brilliant Marschmellow. You are dogshit. You embarrassed yourself today!!

 

[Retroram52]

That's right Schwarber. You embarrassed yourself again today. Get on the plane and go the hell back to Philadelphia!!

 

[Retroram52]

What a joke this team is!!

 

[jvett77]

Totally pathetic. It would be dumb of me to suggest Phils will recover by sweeping two if the worst MLB teams in baseball, the Marlins and Nats in this week's home stand.

 

[Retroram52]

Yep jvett. The Dildoes have been exposed. No series going forward, either home or away is an easy one. They will figure out a way to eff a given game up consistently with guys like Alvarado, Kerkering, and Marte, and the anemic offense that seems to be consistently present.

The Dildoes are now tied with the Indians and a half game behind the Yankees and Orioles for the League's best record.

They are also 7-7.5 ahead of the Mutts and Bitches in the division which is a positive but it may not matter when they get to the post season to face teams that will def kick their ass with the way they are playing now.

 

[jvett77]

Yep jvett. The Dildoes have been exposed. No series going forward, either home or away is an easy one. They will figure out a way to eff a given game up consistently with guys like Alvarado, Kerkering, and Marte, and the anemic offense that seems to be consistently present.

The Dildoes are now tied with the Indians and a half game behind the Yankees and Orioles for the League's best record.

They are also 7-7.5 ahead of the Mutts and Bitches in the division which is a positive but it may not matter when they get to the post season to face teams that will def kick their ass with the way they are playing now.

Well, retro, I do see the team busting out before it gets too late. I've said that before. lol. Fans are still enthusiastic and will follow each game because we know we'll make the playoffs, and we don't want to miss any games, especially those where key dildoe players return to their first half levels of play and winning returns.

It sucks right now. I try to compensate by saying well, they just completed the toughest part of their schedule. The trouble is they are 7-15 in the second half and they had trouble with lowly PIT. That doesn't say much for their chances in the playoffs as you say they'll get their asses kicked. Unless they wake up.

 

[TheSnowdog]

Another glorious day in the Phillies Corps!

A day in the Phillies Corps is like a day on the farm.

Every meal's a cheesesteak!

Every paycheck is spent on Phillies merch!

Every lineup parade!

Every win is a loss!

I *love* the Phillies Corps!

 

[Retroram52]

And Walker, just back from the IR list has already served-up a number of hits and now a run. Just unfreakinbelievable with losing to a trash team like the Fish!!

 

[Retroram52]

Walker gives-up a second run in the First Inning. What a joke.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber is already down two strikes!! Grounds out to Second base. And the Dildoes are here today already.

 

[Retroram52]

Dildoes, Dildoes, Dildoes!!!