Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[jvett77]

Guess Marte did a contract for snakes batting practice.

 

[Retroram52]

Amazing how we lose two games with Wheels and Nola starting. This sucks.

There is still a fundamental issue that has to be resolved under Thomson. The Dildoes do not know how to sustain a championship level of play all season long like so many World Series teams have done in the recent past. Thus, this team is going to do the same thing they have done the past several WS appearances. They are going to get their asses kicked and then they'll make a bunch of excuses to explain their bullshit play!!

 

[Retroram52]

1-8 and now two outs. This is so typical when the Dildoes don't show-up to play and don't care about the outcome.

 

[Retroram52]

Both Wheels and Nola have been giving-up a host of homers in say the last ten series. Another indicator this team ain't going to win a WS even if they get there.

 

[Retroram52]

LOLOLOL!!! 1-11. Marte gives-up three more runs and now we have a football score. HAHAHA!! What pile of dogshit this team is. They didn't even bother to show-up today!!

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes pitchers gave-up 7 runs in this Inning alone. Just a complete laughable joke!! Marte and Lazar are two more piles of dogshit!!

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes might as well forfeit the rest of the Innings. This is an embarrassment!!

 

[jvett77]

It was funny seeing Thompson coming out of the dugout in the 7th to change pitchers when it was 11-1 and after Marte had already given up 7 runs. He needs more experience.

 

[Retroram52]

Thomson is always a inning or two, too late. The first run or two given-up, he should have been out on the mound changing pitchers. But nooooo, he waits until the disaster is completely a mess and then he changes pitchers!!

 

[Retroram52]

Just as I thought, Baltimore is now a half game ahead of the Dildoes in the best Majors record as the Dildoes started another two game losing streak and are working on losing another series.

 

[Retroram52]

Looks like the Phillies might have shown-up today. Two runs in the first Inning. Now they just gave up a run.

 

[Retroram52]

Frikin Sanchez is already in a jam here in the Second Inning!

 

[Retroram52]

Sanchez has runners on the corners with two outs.

 

[Retroram52]

Looks like Turner has come to play today.

 

[Retroram52]

Have to do more than outs to win today, Turner!

 

[Retroram52]

Things are looking good early on so far.

 

[jvett77]

2-1 Phils on a Bohm 2-run double. Bohm and Castellanos have been the most consistent players in the last 3 months. Check these stats out. They help to explain the Phillies decline from June and the inconsistencies.

June_ July _Aug
Schwarber
.267_.226_.389
Turner
.302_.292_.179
Harper
.374_.149_.248
Bohm
.284_.278_.325
Castellanos
.276_.275_.267
Realmuto
.100_.231_.148 Injuries (Marchan hit .421 filling in for JT in July)
Marsh
.298 _.189_.138
Stott
.241_.263_.074
Stubbs
.268_.139_.143
Rojas
.257_.231_.294
Weston Wilson is hitting .273 in the last two months playing part time.

 

[Retroram52]

Damn straight jvett. Just a lot from the Dildoes! Realmuto has been dogshit since he has come back from the IR.

 

[Retroram52]

What the hell happened to Turner, Marshmellow, Stott, and Stubbs in August? Just dogshit!! Great stats, jvett!!

 

[Retroram52]

Just brilliant. The Dildoes are still here and they just gave-up three runs. Yep, the Dildoes are going to lose another series. Good grief!!