Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

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Well, the Dildoes start out the First Inning with a run. That is a good idea. Bohm grounded out to Third Base, Schwarber scored. Turner to Third Base.

 

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Kerkering gets out of the First Inning without giving-up any runs.

 

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Good news is that the Bitches and the Indians are both losing near the end of their games.

 

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Hays is playing tonight. Schwarber and Turner hold the Dildoes two hits so far.

 

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Middle of the order is ofer.

 

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Shit, Allard is already in for Kerkering.

 

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Allard gives-up a hit.

 

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Allard gets out of the Second Inning without any runs given-up.

 

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Now we need the Phillies to show-up and add way more runs.

 

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Let's go Hays!

 

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Struck out.

 

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So close, Schwarber.

 

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Turner strikes-out. Useless Inning.

 

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Allard is doing a decent job so far.

 

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Let's go Harper!!

 

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Harper hits the dub to Second Base, finally.

 

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Let's go Marshmellow!!

 

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Excellent Marshmellow! Marshmellow gets a dub to Center Field, Harper goes to Third Base and there is one out!!

 

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Let's go Realmuto. You need to get into the game with a hit!

 

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Nope. Realmuto still resides in Dildoe land.